A girl cant wait

News this week..I still have jet lag, yes yes its been a jolly two weeks since I got back and I thought my poor body clock would be sorted by now ..but no.
I am awake at silly times when everyone is asleep and asleep when everyone is Up.
It was Ok for the first week, but now its getting on my nerves and messing with my time.
Trying to correct it is worse, the sleeping when I am tired at anytime is not working like it used too.
Lack of travel in the last few months and I am not as up for it as I thought..flying that is..not the frolics which is a great delayer of the lag so I found.

Back to the matter than should be in hand..

Things that Men have on their minds recently. (..and difficulty’s that poses)

*Bending me over balcony’s (Its cold out there, give a girl warning and she can wear something more appropriate)
*Getting frisky on my sofa (not that I really mind but hey its expensive to dry clean a custom built ..so is the sofa..haha)
*Sending me naughty things in the post (for some reason the royal mail likes them too!)
*Wanting me to dress casual jeans and trainers? ( Trying to find a pair of jeans in my wardrobe...er… what kind of girl do you take me for!)

Right before I fall asleep again on the sofa of friskyness with a book in one hand and a wake up with a cold cup of tea in the other...off to grope around in my email box.
This girl cant wait!
Lucky box!

London Calling

Well I am back..(Pat myself down)..yes I think in one piece.Plane was delayed but that was Ok it wasnt for long.
Goodness jet lag creeps up on you doesn’t it!..then jumps on you when you don’t expect it.
Ok I expected it, just not a day later after a frolic..or two..or.
Well you get the picture.

So there am I thinking back in the Uk all is sorted out me thinks.. as I managed to work out my email passwords and get back to people..only to find that although I did email and the pesky US email system said it was sent ..no one got my email. Had a ‘do you ever bother answering your email’ email and knew I was in for trouble. Lets just say there are things I do far, far better.
Gurrr..I am hating all forms of contact at the moment..wonder if semaphore would work better?
Tin cans on a bit of string?
Smoke signals?
Ok I am being silly only for the fact I cant think of anything worthwhile to blog..I know...not that I blog anything worth while..haha

Righty Ho..just to let you know I am back and horny to play.
Now it will go one of two ways..
1.I will get calls from the girls to do coffee, tea, lunch or a dance class for fun or from the Guys for coffee, tea, munch and the horizontal tango.
2.I will get no calls at all because everyone is beavering away at work or still thinks I am away.

You can probably guess which one I am wishful thinking for. No??

Away but not for long

Sorry I have been a naughty minx of late and not sure if I am comeing or going..So here I am in a whole nother country..can get internet access to change this here blog..
But can I work out my pass word to get in to my email?
No I cant..
Whats with all the passwords you need for everything these days.
I know..just use the same ones I hear you cry ..
But thats the problem you use one for something and then another system wont let you use the same one..Gurrr.
Trust me blindfolded from my email is not makeing me a happy frolicing bunny.
Righty Ho..back after the 12th I think?
..I am the last person to know where I will be quite frankly.
So Toodle pip and catch me if you can!

Oooh Bum!

That’s it, its official this week has been crap, after trying to sort my fire wall fighting spam begone filter and messing it up totally that everyone ended up in amongst the Viagra and AJ fake porn..did you enjoy that?
No didn’t think you did… Viagra and porn!
Did you?
Being messed around by people that shouldn’t really have bothered me this week..but did.Sorting out up and coming travel arrangements and other long range plans falling through, Im sorry, I haven’t been in the best of all moods.
Don’t you just hate those kind of weeks where everything that should go right just goes wrong?
Excuse me while I sulk a bit...SULK...Ooooh Ok someone says he is sending some naughty nylon from Wolford’s!

That’s better now where were we?
..Oh yes Uncomplicated frolics?
Ok.. uncomplicated if my email is behaving that is.
At least its owner here doest have to behave...wink

All the fun of the fair!

A very Merry go round this week..Talk about my body is not a temple but a fairground ride!
Have had a great time in more ways than one..Wink.
So I have yet another gallery for you to perve at, Ok very homage to Dita but found a passing carosel horse and thought what the hell… lets give it a go after all I have August and Septembers gallery to do yet as well, so thought that would keep you happy… till I seize another friend to hold my camera for me to pose to for the time being.
Now in a very festive carnival mood and as the travel bug has bit… and I will be in Venice in November… I am now thinking of looking in to going back again to Venice for carnival in February. Sensation is the theme for next year’s Carnival in Venice, a kind of Carnival of the six senses.
Ok we know there are more than that… but lets not get too carried away!

Lets hope I don’t fall in a canal while tottering around in high heels!.
Tally ho!

Stockingly popular!

Yes I knew you gents liked a fully fashioned stocking and this week has really proved it.
So, Ok I do stocking shoots every now and then but really why did no one tell me the inspiration needed, was no more thought than a flash of thigh high to get you all hot and bothered?
Guess you were already… but didn’t think it needed saying?

Humm been a strange week.
I knew that for some strange and confangled reason my site can be a bit intimidating to some lady’s and some can get a bit of nerves on contacting me for a confab..after all I can remember when I had a new site all the lady’s sites I looked upon with wonder at this new fangled internet approach, and was more than a bit anxious making contact even on a forum just to say hi and how much I liked what they did myself...but I hadn’t realized how the chaps out there find me a bit unapproachable.

I do find it a bit strange, after all out an about you would think I had ‘information..get it here’ stamped in my forehead for the amount of people in an average week that stop me and ask for directions the time or saying I remind them of someone they know...supposedly I look unthreatening and friendly.
So I find it very strange that some poor soul out there had spent a good year reading this here blog, before he plucked up the courage to make contact.
I am so glad he did!
But it makes me wonder how many others are in just the same position?
Thigh flasher that I am ..am I really that scary or too aloof looking to pluck up the courage to contact?

Desperately Seeking inspiration

I have been such a minx as some chap put it this week..that I haven’t had the time rushed off my feet..wink...to update my Gallery.
Soooo Dah Dah!
I know it says June and I only did them yesterday, but gives me at least two more sets to catch up this month ...so keep your eyes pealed more are on the way.
Well what’s a girl to do on a Sinful Sunday afternoon when she’s horny I ask you?
Yes! play with her camera and catch up on her new erotic comic book..which is quite rude by the way if you were wondering.
Well at least I was rescued from getting my knickers all knotty soon enough, spoilt and given another book to keep my inspiration high which can only be perused while in the mood...so excuse me while I slip in to something silky, soft and complicated.
Yours seeking inspiration for the next photo shoot, Eleanor x

Global botheration…

Ooh no I have a bad feeling I might be falling off my hostess travel trolley again..I have itchy travel feet...absence of globe trotting and exploring not good.
Ok I know I said I wouldn’t go jetting off too much this year and so far I haven’t so much as dipped my toe in a carbon foot print, but I have just stumbled across Black Tomato travel and been a total travel teased..dam.
With plans for USA and the Middle east on my horizon I am a little worried my suitcase will fall apart by the end of the year.
Well at least I know what I want for Christmas this year if anyone asks.