Bottoms up!..

Drinking your tea too fast and giveing you hiccups……can sometimes be a good thing!
Whats the difference?
In 2006, Francis Fesmire of the University of Tennessee College of Medicine received an Ig Nobel prize for medicine after he published
“Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage” in 1988.[1]
In an attempt to block the runaway messages on the vagus nerve, Fesmire found that the stimulation of the vagus nerve by digital rectal massage worked, stopping the patients bout of hiccupping.
Fesmire also commented “An orgasm results in incredible stimulation of the vagus nerve. From now on, I will be recommending sex ? culminating with orgasm ? as the cure-all for intractable hiccups.”

…So perhaps this is a more efficient and desirable cure for intractable hiccups?

Trolly Dolly!

Ok I confess I fell of the wagon again…or is that the shopping trolly?
A wonderful chap (Big Kiss) gave me the best birthday pressie of all… the ability to trundle off to Paradiso to get the lace and silk corset I have had my eye on for ages…that then lead to a glove and stocking shopping frenzy as well..

It might be best not to tell my poor accountant…..shhh.

A very important date!

I’m late… I’m late….
I hate being late!…especially for a very important date.
There’s a joke in there some where about rabbits and holes… but I am not going there.
Photographers in my little world are important dates too not just my dear chaps (ha ha yes I know… IF they can get hold of me at the moment..)…
On the whole I am on time, don’t faff on a shoot and can get a couple hundred shots done in no time flat (and normally half the time of their other ladies) that we have time at the end for tea and a long natter, so everything is down loaded well before I leave for me to take with me.

After a trip to the Dentist (because a girls gnashes are a very important thing after all) Two hours to get there ( tube problems/underground rail signal problems) an hour wait (glad I bought a big book with me!) and even longer for x-rays just to check (really glad I bought the book with me)
…and half my day was well gone

Then tube trouble back as well and I wasn’t really feeling like posing for the birdy 6 hours later… but off I tottered, only to be late because of more traffic and the poor waiting photo gent didn’t think an hour would do to ‘be creative’, I am not a difficult gal to snap honest!

But fair enough the chap must have had a long day, Artists will be Artists and it will be worth it in the end I sure, so I had to re-arranged for another day.

So looks like a gallery update will have to wait.
….Tottering off to Wonderland in the mean time to do some more undie shopping for it …Paradiso here I come!

Well Blow me … over!

Lovely out isn’t it …yes I am being sarcastic

Even a poor chap was hindered on his way to see me the other day because of weather and transport problems. Never thought the weather would get in the way of my frolics!

You would have thought for a country who’s weather has a fit every now and again, we would have gotten used to it and had things in place to stop life grinding to a holt…and heavy duty umbrellas that cant blow inside out.

Was even more ironic when the hose pipe ban was officially lifted only after some parts of the country where flooded…
…I love England!

Just as I was starting to think I better stop travelling around for a bit and give the poor suitcases a rest, with more than one person worried about my carbon foot print… even I have been worried about travelling around so much of late.

Not going to stop travelling though, but have been thinking maybe if I travel all in one go?
A kind of round the world hop rather than back and forth could be better for all concerned…and planting a tree at some point this year can’t harm.

Little Miss Wander Lust!

Since I haven’t got any new years resolutions planned …it is not like I am actually going to be able to get much use out of my gym pass. I had given up all hope last year and am not going to fool myself in to thinking I will use it this year like I did the last (..I really should cancel it) So I thought some travel resolutions where in order instead.
List of places I wish to travel to and explore on my short list so far:
Australia, Japan, US/Washington…thinking of Hong Kong too?

Reading this week: Wild Swans
(given it by a travel companion last year when in China,gotten around to reading it now)

Time to move on?

No not from being a paid companion ….I was fine I thought, just lag what jet lag??…How come it hits me a few days later now ,never had the problem when I flew for a living? I wake up a day later and wonder what the hell is going on..its hit me hard this time so bad I haven’t been able to get back to mail much at the moment (I have a month of it to shift through, has taken me 12 hours so far..most of it just spam..eek) and it doesnt help that my body clock is set to wake me up at 4pm in the afternoon…
..Its going to be one of those months isn’t it?

Had to dash off the other evening and deal with a friend which spoiled my evening no end…
Also when I had mannaged to drag myself out of bed yesterday… Checked in to one of my favourite forum directories and came face to face… shall we say of ladies pink bits from every corner…Its not like I am a prude, me of all people I can be saucy too! but hey… I liked that site because it at least had some standards, if I wanted to be on a porn site I would do porn and be on one of the porn sites…

Like one witty lady said along the lines of if it was a picture of a dead rabbit you would look, but your not going to book it right?

Seen it happen before as a site starts to go that way it goes down hill from then on ladies stop chatting on them and go elsewhere and the site deteriorates and pulls a different crowd.
I came off one advertising directory a while back because it added male escorts to its site(widely known that male escorts don’t earn hardly anything and sites that promote them, only do so not because of the demand… but to make money off gullible men that fall for the advertising media hype…a directory that starts that avenue is not something I want to participate in)
I know’ Lardy Dah’ of me ..think a lot of myself right?…but from experience there are points where you know where to cut ties and move on like most things in life.

I was just about to invest a lot of money in advertising for the year on there too… but now I am not too sure…They say its an admin oversight but since its crept in to the paid advertising on there they had to approve it at some point? Also say pics where sent on mass and they missed one or two because the agencies are EE and don’t understand the rules…ha ha ..come on they know what they are doing, you cant tell me it’s a language barrier .

My worry and pet peeve is if they slipped through the net, what else could? Will wait and see what they do, no skin off my nose just I do like that site it would be a shame to have to move on…
Hopefully I wont have too.
Dont worry over my grumpy mood thats why Im back and blogging and up for fun and frolics…
See you soon if I can get my main computer working again..long story..

Après-Me?

You would have thought with all the fresh air I had recently I would have had enough?…Friends are trying to persuade me that going to Davos during the World Economic Forum in Switzerland is a good idea?
So might nip off for some boarding and frolicking …(I know, not that Eleanor Aston & Economic go hand in hand) …but with politicians abound there’s no end to the trouble I could get up too if I get frisky!
(wondering if escorts and paid companions will be needed in Davos ? Do they frolic with call girls in Klosters in up in them there hills? Hummm my mind boggles) …
So at the end of the month if the mood takes me and I have the all important time to take off … I might slope off for some more ‘Après-Me’

Long London Lay-in

Back with my feet in England and catching up slowly …think I have been dreaming of unpacking? got to have because when I look at my cases they are still packed. Time zone sleep deprivation? does anyone else dream of baggage? It’s a new one to me…
Yes…yes I will get back to 3 weeks of deleting spam, mail and phone text/messages but might have to wait till tomorrow when I am more awake, other wise I doubt I will make any sense at all. I cant even get my main conputer working at the moment cant work out why its crashed ,so cant even change my news page…will worry about it in the morning.

I am not ignoring you promise… but this girl needs her beauty sleep before she turns in to the unpacking travel troll…. going to slope off to bed now .
Turning on my phone will have to wait till tomorrow at some point, me thinks…
See you soon xxzzzzzzzzz