Frocks & Frolics…Oh My!

In the ‘What will they think of next category’ and after a couple of weeks of award ceremonies ..
…and me missing the Oscars!.. couldn’t be helped when frolics get in the way!
Dam I missed the frocks because who really cares about who won after all?
..its a fashion award thing right?
Or is that film?
..this was sent to me recently which made me titter…
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Metro and Ask.com have teamed up to present the Best of Brit Blog Awards 2007.
The awards will recognise the very best in British blogging - nominated by you, and decided by an expert panel of celebrity judges including Alan McGee (founder of Creation Records, who discovered Oasis), England cricketer Alastair Cook and Channel 5’s Jason Bradbury.

You can nominate your favourite blogs in categories of Arts and Entertainment, Fashion, Sport, Politics, Travel, Technology, Youth (for bloggers under the age of 18) and Weird & Wonderful.

To nominate your favourite blogs for the awards, just go to metro.co.uk/blogawards - where you’ll also find our helpful guide to blogging, podcasts to give you hints and tips, and the chance to start your own Vox blog. You have until March 22 to get your nominations in - so don’t delay!…..
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Now I hate to think if anyone nominated me where my little space on the net would end up

Am I entertainment? ..(well apart from tripping over my fluffy rug in my 5′’ F*** me heels!)
Could I sneak in to the fashion section just in my lingerie?
Am a sporting girl?…
…Ok not going near the politic one…you know I am not like that
Travel perhaps? but I don’t think I travel that much…or do I?…
…Ok not very Techie and not a blogger under 18

But might slip and frolic in the weird and wonderful section!

Ha…like anyone would vote for companion blog…What a load of blog!..

Posted on 28 02 07

Everything is going Down on me…

I came back to not just getting my tickets to fly out to Sydney in April
(yes I will be away for nearly the whole month)
…but also to find my poor sites sever decided to go down under before me…

It decided in its infinite wisdom to wipe two weeks worth of my updates, so I have had to try and re write the last few weeks blogs…and now just realised its wiped my calendar page too!…Oh Joy!…will have it updated soon so you know where I am and when I am around.

Back from a wicked weekend away which included down and frilly in my new favourite undie frolic place in the world Chantal Thomass’s boudoir boutique …so now back in London with enough French frillys to last ..well at least till the end of the month at least!

Posted on 26 02 07

Something for the weekend sir?

Or should that be someone for the weekend?
..Any how I am away for a dirty weekend,or at least I hope so!

Can I service your room?
Bend over your bed an give you a turn down service?
..Ooooh Sir!

My lap top is not the lap that gets fingering this weekend ..
So dont expect me to answer my phone or messages till I get back on Monday

Posted on 23 02 07

Girl going down under !

Oh dear I think I will have to plant two trees now as my carbon foot print is going to be a shoe box soon…Poor diary has been riffled through and plans have been made…things are afoot! My poor suitcase will fall apart soon if I am not careful!

I am off to New York first to pop across the pond in March to see if some American gents will get up to some naughtiness with me and then in April I am spending most of it down under in OZ for some dizzy frolics! Don’t worry I will be in London in between if you can catch me ..must be spring in the air because I am running around like a loon doing many different things…a few photo shoots coming up to keep me out of trouble, so I apologize if you cant get your hands on me at the moment…bare with me…he he

Posted on 20 02 07

A weapon of mass distraction !

I don’t know what happened over the weekend one min men are all behaving themselves and the next…
I can’t stand still for being flirted and hit on for a date,
..even my male friends in other spheres of life have approached me this weekend!

Last night went out to meet a friend for a drink and not only the security at the door hit on me, but so did the bar staff and my friend texted me, when I left him and I was half way down the street to ask me out too! Very unlike him!

This doesn’t normally happen to such an extent, sure I get flirted with but not asked out four times in one night…
or the two other times that day ..
or over five times the day before…
Am I walking around with my skirt tucked in my black silk panties again?

I cant understand it?… it wasnt even valentines day!

But there must be something in the air, either that or my pheromones are acting up again and I am attracting any man in the vicinity (which is probably it)

  Don’t get me wrong it is very flattering, but also plain annoying because when I turn them down, they get a bit embarrassed they asked in the first place because they know I don’t date and then avoid me for ages …and its not their fault.

Aghh I hate myself at the moment because of this, think I am going to stay indoors in my boudoir with my toys, till I am no longer a public weapon of mass distraction to the general male species ..

Why is this happening to me when all around me people left, right and centre are splitting up and leavening each other before V day?
…or am I just noticing it more now?
…nope…as my phone buzzes with a text:a friend informs me another relationship has bit the dust and can she come around and cry on my shoulder?
… it reminds me why I don’t do relationships anymore or the every day normal folks dating stuff…
Talk about hassle…

Prefer my chaps calling at a lose end any day for uncomplicated frolics!
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Ah bless some one has mailed me about my rant above..he he
… ‘there’s no way you should be going around hating yourself for anything.’…He said..
Ha..I dont hate ‘Hate’ myself
…I was only jokeing ladies and gents..

Ok if your a gent image this….

You walk in to the office one normal morning and as the day goes on you realize the women in the office have started making eyes at you… and palying with their hair.

They have never done it before and yes even the married ones and the one that sits in the corner…yes the one no one is even sure if she was a former man or not …or just an ex shot putter… ?

You have never really fancied any off them and a bad spate of office dating and one night stands from a former work place …that went all so wrong.
Has put you off work relationship/dateing for life.

Now the day progresses and its never happened before but your PA (yes the trustworthy one in the cardigan,who eats alot of onion at Lunch and always has spinich in her teeth) who never normaly lingers for more than five mins without getting on with something…

She is hanging around your desk, has slid her hand up your leg and patted you there in reply to something you said…when you didn’t say something that funny at all.

The girl at the photo copier (Who has never given you time of day before)the skinny one with the lip & brow rings, asks if ‘you’re doing something later?

The older divorcée (who took her ex to the cleaners and probably his balls too) the one by the water cooler flashes a bit of leg and also winks at you.Shes sooo not your type and she smells funny too…but no one likes to say.

At the end of the very strange day you think your going a bit barmy when the pregnant wife of your boss has just pinched your bum and winked at you as well… the so called lady in the corner Miss Shot Putt has now sent you an internal mail, asking if you want to go out for ‘after works drinks or something?…

You are then left wondering if its all some obscure office joke and they are all in on it, or that you are in a men’s deodorant advert unknowingly.

Then a few days go by and one morning no woman hits on you and everything’s back to normal…Phue!

Your whole office staff get embarrassed by their past behaviour,don’t really nderstand why they did it and now try to keep out of your way, like you really needed that deodorant…

Everything settles down, a few office workers are so embarrassed at what they did, they leave to be replaced by new totty…
…but not as good looking as the last, because the recruitment office in the basement recon ‘he cant be trusted even with the married ones!’…even if you hadn’t done anything, there are some nasty rumours that wont die…

Till flipping hell !

A scant few months later, as the dust has just settled…
It happens again…
As flattering as it is…
…Would you throw a few sick days to avoid it all happening all over again?
…Doctors note anyone?

Posted on 17 02 07

Naked Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Happy Valentines to one and all…
what more can I say but I have been a truly spoiled lady this week and its not over yet… Ok I have to confess even though I haven’t updated my profile yet… Yes…eeek I got older!

I am now Flirty at the grand old age of thirty and actually really enjoying it, although people keep on saying I should lie and tell everyone I am really 24 as I could get away with it…what ever that means …
I really cannot be bothered to lie.. so if 30 makes me mature? Tough! Everyone will have to like it and lump it
(..or is that like it and hump it?..now there’s a better thought!)

Even got a belated birthday present on top of Valentines treats and a burlesque night on the town…tassels included!

A naked foursome with my companion, Tiffany & Co and myself!

Yes A beautiful pair of Tiffany earrings no less!!…(ha ha bet smutty minds where thinking something different there?) from one of my most favourite gents (who was a favourite before the earrings and not for the funny fridge magnets alone)
A naked breakfast with just tiffany’s on…& I am not telling who I had for breakfast..he he ..and yes I am blatantly boasting someone bought me an expensive gift, it’s my blog ..ha…..and Valentines presents as well! double ha! and I don’t care one bit if people think I am showing off… nerr .. poking my tongue out..

…considering the best I normally get is a big Valentines card from my mother..
I think I did very well this year…roll on 31!

Big kiss to my Valentines Gent!

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Now for the small print:
The above is not an advertisement or an inducement and doesn’t affect your sanity rights.
You do not have to produce gifts on my wish list to actually get a booking and meet me, as well as my fee.
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Posted on 14 02 07

Skimpy draws

My! this week sucks…ok maybe just the weather sucks, other things have been quite suckable.
What was with the snow I needn’t have gone to the US for snow in the mountains after all…he he.
London comes to a grinding holt for a couple hours and everyone has to use environmental leg power to get anywhere, good time for a good cuppa me thinks…Oh thanks to the gent for all the lovely tea will keep me fuled and warmed up for quite sometime so I can float around my apartment in my new frills and not turn blue!

Ok not yet spring, but boring spring cleaning needed to be done and in my little world that consists of organizing my undi draws..
which took I kid you not a good 6h just for the six small draws of stockings!…

How I have managed to accumulate over 80 pairs is beyond me.

I must have a pair for any occasion by now…
lets just say if my stockings are to go by I am really dreading sorting out my 5 large lingerie draws…
or should that be skimpy draws…Wink..

Posted on 10 02 07

Perking up

Who would have though La Perla stockings could cause such a stir!
Looks like the end of the month is perking up must have been all that stocking exposure raising temperatures then. Well will promise to do some more in the future to keep… shall we say…Interest up!
Other than lounging around in stockings what have I been up to? Well reading quite a bit amongst other things and even had a girly friend over to teach me poker at the weekend…not strip poker I will add, it’s a bit chilly for that kind of thing at the moment even in my snugly apartment. Really need to get about sending some mail replies to my lovely gents but been dashed off my poor little feet…

Posted on 07 02 07