Coffee,Tea ...no frolics for me!

What a strange week! I don’t know what has gotten in to chaps of late!
But have a feeling they are taking their vitamins out there…been on unusual top form…

I have been rushing around with so many things I am quite dizzy and have shaky knees…
...will need to unlace the corset a bit then?...ha ha

  I even missed the other day …and had to cancel one of my poor chaps!...as I was stuck on a photo shoot ..(not for my gallery I might add) that took around 12 hours to do…so no frolics for me that day…hummph

I haven’t even packed yet for OZ , mind my cases are all ready prepared for travel with wash bag, travel items and obligatory umbrella in front pocket so shouldn’t take more than an hour to do. The only thing I have actually planned / done is booked the flights and bought two travel rough guides to Australia .. Should really get a wriggle on I leave on Monday!
Well at least my Calendar availability is up dated for a good couple of months so you know where I am…or not as the case may be.

Ups and Downs

No the jet lagg monster hasnt gotten me again,my eyes are fine …just spending some quality time in front of the lap top…
Just like pesky stockings that wont stay put
my site is all over the place at the moment and will be for a few days..up and down like..I was going to say a whores drawes!... Well my knickers then..ha ha

Please excuse while I re-ajust myself..Wink!

A helping hand?

Well that’s better, over the jet lag!..(ok wasn’t too bad) and have turned my mail in to a fun interactive activity called shoot the spam…has stopped me getting upset about it and just use it now as spam delete therapy. So getting up to date with my mail..hurrah!

Ok I thought I left the bad weather in the US… but looked like the tail end of the storm followed me here…sorry England.
So one wet and damp Eleanor back in London that is in need of warming up,do I spy some helping hands…I think I do!..ha ha

Blue is the colour

It’s a blue day here snowing in NY and although I am up to no good per normal ,just have time before I dash out to frolic in the snow…no don’t be daft… not literally in the snow, my poor bum would be blue for weeks If I did that!..

Just thought you could do with some pics to warm you up…for when I get back to London on Tuesday..

…My My naughty me! I make you wait for ages for my February pictures… and then as soon as they have not had time for much perusal,
…I go and put up my March gallery set of which I am very fond of…especially the chap who bought me the blue silky undies..Enjoy

New March Gallery Here

Naughtiness in NY

I am in New York at the moment…either that or in transit..or lost

For my availability in the next few days, when I am back in London and further travels please check my Calendar page

Destination unknown….

well OK ..from after May that is…
After planning to cut down on my travel this year I don’t seem to be doing a very good job… so far ….
January was Las Vegas,
February was Paris,
March is New York this week!
April is Sydney or Melborne
and in May I am off to Los Angles…

So seven more months in the year left till the end of it to fill, so seven more destinations?
With Tokyo and Washington left on my list…. I will defiantly need a new suitcase soon!

If I really thought hard and played around with some words, I could think of a travel poem… but quite frankly the day is too nice not to explore the great out doors…

I am not a Nympho?

A friend called me one …
I am not a nympho you see
I like to take my time, slide my hand up his knee

…honest I am not …
I don’t jump on every man I meet
The post men and milk men, they are safe on the street!

A horny morning
An afternoon frolic or two
A helping hand in the evening,so what’s a girl to do?

For ten minutes the most
I at least let him flee
But if he does stay, its all up for me!

..Honest I am not…I am not a nympho…
……………………………………. you see?
~Eleanor Aston~

She’s wrong….Just because I have a healthy libido and horny most mornings…
frolic in the afternoon and need a helping hand off to sleep… doesn’t a nympho make…
Bell boys, Postmen and Window cleaners are quite safe I can assure you.

Just because a day or two without intimate companionship makes me climb the walls in frustration, I have a good handle on it…honest I do… I even carry a spare battery in my bag incase my ‘pocket rocket’ should run out…see!
I have a firm hold over the situation,
Nympho? Me?
…Nahhh..

Do we think the lady protests too much?..Mummm

Ok Ill stop with the poetry before we turn our stomachs and some bright spark emails to ask if I have been at the red bull today…I blame it on the rabbit.

Where ever I lay my hat…

Well managed to get a few mins to update my picture gallery for February at last…Hurah!

Had a few busy days and all without the aid of frolics I sadly admit,
I have hardly even been at home…I can do other things honest I can…
…other than shop for lingerie, frolic in the afternoon and sit around and read.

This lady just hasn’t had time to fiddle with her lap top either in the last few days!
…Why does everyone want your dire attention all at the same time?