Getting my Knickers with a twist?

Out and about today and I got caught out..I hate it when that happens
Very unlike me..
It was a start to the middle of a very strange week.
One where… I don’t know why this has only dawned on me now, but for some reason have only just worked out it doesn’t matter if you pay someone to do things for you…you still have to chase them up to get things done any how, so you might as well have done it yourself in the first place..
Oh well I should know better…It is being one strange week..I know… when is it not.

  Wet and damp with a sunny out look that will be me this week then..
not much to blog and not much to say, the highlight of mid week…
Just making sure I take my umbrella with me at all times.
How boring is that?
  No that’s not an analogy for anything else other than the weather in London is changeable at best.
Don’t get caught out in the rain is all I can think at the moment or you might end up like me
...striped to your undies patting yourself down in a friends living room…
could have been worse ...
...at least I didn’t need to wring my knickers out…ha ha

Peeping Thomasina?

  Looking over the garden wall…
OK I don’t technically have a garden…
but thinking about getting a window box..does that count?
The builders next door don’t seem to be doing much or even making much noise, so hopefully over the bank holiday I will get some peace and quiet…fingers crossed
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Starting to feel really guilty today that I stuffed myself with a box of chocs a dear chap bought me, especially as my gym sent me a ‘thank you for another year’ and ‘we will give you a 30 min free personal trainer to help you keep motivated’ letter this week…
It is enough to make a girl think she is being spied upon and been seen scoffing the last cameral cream in the box…humm…
Do health clubs hire private dicks?
  Think I will need to do something energetic over the bank holiday to get me in the mood,
frolics for pre chilling out time before hitting the gym and being bossed around by a trainer?

Manual or Automatic?

...Humm switching from UK to US and back to manual in the UK, is enough to confuse the hell out of a girl..
Ok maybe not….
Just after a cushy automatic hire car in LA, nice wide roads, cheap fuel and big parking spots I have been so spoiled.

Getting to grips with a gear stick is a bit hard to handle, when I took my little car out this afternoon for the first time since I got back after a week driveing around LA…
Think I should stick to manual manoeuvres in future….

Who would have thought I would find a stick too hard to handle?

Back from LA and ready to play.

With a week away lounging around the hot tub, walks on the beach, gallery trips, shopping and a glam photo shoot or two by the pool…

My hand is back to normal thank goodness so I can frolic away…so feet back on the ground..sort of…
I will be back in London at last frolicking fit on Monday..

To keep you occupied till then & too show I didn’t eat too many burgers and fries while away..ha ha.. my
LA in May Gallery

Wages of Spin!

- In-coming rant alert-
Just had another of those well meaning production ‘we want to film a document showing a good light’ people again..
Why does everyone think that’s a new idea and one that they need to bother us with?
(A case of we wish to decimate your life as you know it, with your permission and not even pay you for it???)
  Surprisingly enough even as I don’t show all of myself even on my site (ok quite a bit but you know what I am getting at)
Why would it mean I want to be plastered all over the TV??...My mind truly boggles!
For goodness sake people.. we get asked the same thing at least once every two months or so…its getting to wear a little thin after a while.

  Just had one asking what the difference was calling us lady’s Call Girls…
goodness give me strength…
Ok so newbies to the industry cant be expected to know…

So mail back went something like this…

Paid Companionship terms 101 according to Eleanor in her corner of the globe (UK)

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‘’ Well…Ok let me see..
Call Girls on the whole are escorts but normally the lady’s that work for agencies ...as they most only do out call working for them
hence they get called out…is mainly a US turn that has migrated over here and the media, press and new girls not knowing the industry get muddled up..basicly it shows someone is green to the industry or doesn’t know much about it..

It all gets a bit complicated..
Its a bit like the difference between..say writers. ...
You have novelists, journalists, even the guys that write the info on the back of food packets..
E.g. they all write but they don’t all do the same thing so they don’t have the same job title..

So basically…In the UK..at the moment
#Prostitute or Hooker is normally a street girl
(They normally charge for/by the service)
#Prostitute or Working Girl is normal for Flat /Houses and Brothels’
(They normally charge for/by the service)
#Call Girl or Escort work for agencies/Manager/Pimp
(They charge for the time and not services.)
#Escort and Companion is the norm for an independent
(They charge for the time and not services.)
#Courtesans is the norm for an independent
(They higher min time appointments, normally double & higher fee than the area)

Then there are variations on the theme, some like to be called playgirls, even floosys ...and one I know likes to be called a doxy!

Then there are the mythical Social Escorts (they charge by time and don’t do anything much.)
Normally they don’t last long, get a bad review or two from chaps that think they have been short changed or coned…’’
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There I have vented with a bit of a rant about the media…
Ahh feel better and in need of a frolic already…or two if I am a lucky lady!

Lingerie lover

What do you call a room you just keep your lingerie in?
It can’t be as boring as just a lingerie room can it…?
Even I am stumped …
A Lingerah?
Lingeriar?..
..Lingeria was the best, one of my chaps came up with.
 
  Even the French do not seem to have a name for one….Hummm
Walk-in wardrobe’s & boudoir’s are all very well and dandy,
... but when a lady has generous chaps buy her far too many frilly’s,
that they are starting to overflow the draws and you have to have a separate chest of draws just for your stockings alone…
Then a girl has a dire problem and not one she minds having too much really.
(You can tell I am getting cabin fever right..?)
  I cant even drive at the moment… let alone do up my suspenders, so holdups are having to do ..I f I can wriggle in to the pesky nylon.
Also spending an exorbitant amount of time trying to tidy my draws one handed..and pack for my LA flight tomorrow morning.
(Despite the fires out there in the hills..I am staying on the coast and LA is a big place so should be fine)
  Although I have just got back from travels, it will be good to get out there and away from here at the moment.
  What with the builders next door driving me mad with their mess, noise and migrating skips…
it might just be the time soon to move to somewhere I can have a spare room and a lingeria of my very own…ha ha chance would be a fine thing!

  Think it will have to be more travel then to avoid the noisy lot next door…
I swear they wake me up banging on the dot at 8am..ahhh… I know poor dot!…will just have to sleep with ear plugs in more often.
Even I don’t like to hear people banging next door in the early morning!
Get a room guys..!
...just not one thats next to mine!!
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‘'I don’t suppose a Chantal Thomass bra could decently be kept in a vestry,
but perhaps the matching knickers might live in the pantry???‘’
- From one of my Gents

A non handy job!

Who would have thought flower arranging could be so dangerous!
Cut flowers are now officially in my bad books and been replaced by potted orchids.
I am fine…sort of…basically I dropped a big 15 litre glass vase and cut my hand severely, which has involved my Sunday spent in the hospital for x-rays for glass.
Sorry to be so gory, but I cant be bothered to tell everyone the same thing over again that will text…its ok no get well messages needed honestly, I will be fine soon…just feeling a bit sorry for myself.
A really deep 1’’hand cut & cut fingers means I will not be able to use my hand for at least a week…victim of hospital hand bondage!
This girl can not even do her suspenders up properly!
So I am sorry chaps I will have to suspend frolics till I am handy again …

Does my bum look big in this?

  After much wrangling with my lap top that has a mind of its own (bit like its owner) have managed to up load my white bikini pic’s at last for my April Gallery...Phue!
  Lets just hope some bright spark doesn’t request I wear it, because for some reason my little brazilin white thong bikini went missing in my suitcase in-between flights… along with all my other swim wear some where over Hong Kong! (I think as that was a mid way stop off, wouldn’t put it past the luggage handlers at Heathrow the other end though)
..mighty strange…now stealing my knickers I can sort of understand ...but my swim wear?
  Well May is already here ..where is the year going too?...so looks like I will have to get a wriggle on and get this months done for you chaps too…
Might see what I can do when I am in LA next week..
More Bikini shots or some Hollywood glamour do you think ?