Time to put my feet up?

Goodness I don’t know what’s got in to me but feeling so horny this week its not funny

..must be an allergic reaction to the sun shine.
Ok being dashing around (I know when am I not?) and could do with some time to put my feet up
  Poor rabbit will be getting fatigue if this carry’s on ..
Summer is on fast approch and I dont think with the state I am in, I can be bothered to chase men across euro
especialy when so many nice passionate gents will be here for the summer and be in need of a frolic or two…
trying to keep my mind off it..
OK things to do..
reading
Ok that didn’t work..
Went for a work out where guys got all sweaty and striped to the waist to stretch and flex in front of me…
Ok that isn’t taking my mind off of it either..
Movies?..went to see…
That didn’t work either..

Got to give the rabbit a break ..poor rabbit!..
Ok where is the dolphin I give up!
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-Suckable-
Oh my what a silly mood I’m in
Could it be the weather that’s made me crazy as sin?
Think a man popsicle could go down really well?
A lick, a taste, a good big suck ...sounds really kind of swell!

Oh my what a silly mood I’m in
But I doubt its just the weather, that’s given me such a grin!

A High Ho!

Getting itchy travel feet again…
As let lag for the last few trips has been a monster in the last few months
And as I have spent far too much bed time actually sleeping for my own good…
Thought of toodleing off to Europe for a few weeks, as it seems only fair as I have spent nearly a year dashing around the globe that I have forgotten my own back yard.
Need to give it a good digging over..?
So ...‘HI ho… Hi Ho ...Its of to euro I go!...
with a shovel and pick’? .
...Scratch that…
‘For some stockings and Pri**’
..well you get the idea.

So its a case of do I stay or do I go for now?
Think I will sleep on it for a bit till something comes up or springs to mind…

A fleeting fancy…

Sorry to non science fiction fans out there.
I do apologise ...
You might want to skip this blog entry…
I am in one of those strange playful moods again!

  Someone has just said its OK he’s in IT but will not boar me with star trek, but everyone has moved on to Battlestar Galactica any how ..Wow news on me… I am getting left behind…
Oh my falling tribbles does that make me a boar?..eek oh dear is it bad..poor chap if he see’s me, he doesn’t know what he’s in for does he?
Just found a fun site taking the mick out of Star Trek and some doctored pics from film stills that made me titter..so please excuse my two year oldness of the picture above with me in a past bleach it blond faze for the shoot, just thought it went with the post.
  I probably know all the characters in all five different types of trek and especially trying to see if I can find an episode of STNG to see if Guinan makes any jokes, I swear she’s hiding punch lines in that hat!
OK that’s lost at least 80% of my blog readers…A continuing mission I promise not to boor anyone in real life out of blog world with trek talk…
  And here is me likening the original Battlestar Galactica more than the new flashy version, Oh my shame! I even like the original Buck Rogers who can resist a tweeky?.. and Oh yes it gets worse… getting more in to Doctor Who ! which I never have before, but they play episodes on flights to and from the states ..oh no is that making me a geek?
No cant be…Don’t worry not yet had the urge to dress up in trek gear or learn nuances of Klingon..
Oh no…..just beam me up MR Scott before this takes me in to a dark portal never to be seen again..
(see I even know beam me up Scotty was never actually said but I did heard MR Spock say something like it to… )...Oh my Borg!
I am turning in to an uber sci-fi geek…!
Stop the world I want to get off…

Dedicated follower of Passion

  Had a ‘cheer me up’ weekend and went out and did things I wanted to do… which doesn’t come too much when you have been dashing around like a mad….well I was going to say ‘mad whore’ ..that will be why I have been all hot and bothered then..ha ha.
  So up to no good and having a creative play here and there (noooo not with the toys smutty minds) with different projects. A weekend to indulge ready for a summer of passion and frolicking.
  Long soak with the bath products you always get given at Christmas (the ones that sit on the shelf till you cant read what they do kind)..with a book called Blink, then Hot chocolate the first episode of Sharp followed by the F1 highlights…to see why that poor chap has ended up with a broken leg in a crash ...
  I feel in high spirits for the week to come…
My what an exciting life I lead!...Ha yes it looks all very boring,but was sooooo needed.

Actually I quite enjoyed it even to the point of turning my phone off as not to be disturbed. Why does everyone think a girl likes to spend it in the spa and shopping I will never know…Cant even stand Big Brother it lasts less than five mins on a TV before I wonder else where… I can only go to a spa as it is when in the mood and that is only slightly more often than my urge to go to the gym. I can think of far better ways to perspire than that…and far more enjoyable ones.

  So its official is the season of festivals and outdoor activities of a non nocturnal nature, but all is perking up on the skirted front…
I must say out and about at the weekend and spotted groups of girls out in dresses, some very retro with big skirts and peep toe shoes.
More lady’s in dresses than Jeans, trousers or shorts even!
  This summer is defiantly going to be a good one for the gents out there that like a lady in a skirt and stockings…although I have a feeling the hotter it gets and its going to be a scorcher stockings will be peeled off in abundance…by whom I don’t like to speculate!

Dear Dirty Diary

What’s wrong with me, that things this week that could go wrong have gone wrong and worst of all its impeding my frolicking!
Along with a car accident on the way to a booking at an airport, it has not been a terribly good week so far
...not my fault a lorry driver asleep at the wheel to blame, If I hadn’t been so alert and horny it might have been a different matter,
could have been so much worse… I am fine was days ago and only damage to my poor car…(Sorry to the chap I didn’t get to see)

  Embarrassed to say…I also locked myself out while dashing out to see someone the next day, so that caused all sorts of delays.
Then to top it off, I lose my diary..looked under my bed in all my handbags, in my poor car, over hill and dale ok we get the point..
I have mislaid it some where, so looks like I will miss my lays!

  Normally I am so organized but this week I am all over the place, I am feeling so frustrated at myself and don’t have a clue when I get to frolic next.
This week has had some highs and some very lows.
  Starting to get itchy travel feet again.
I am feeling the need to pick up my suitcase and dissapeir for a couple of weeks gallivanting around till things perk up.
Well at least the sun is shining and the sky is blue..what’s a girl to do
....hummm maybe my diary is lurking in my toy cupboard?
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30 mins later…
Ha! there it is…
you wont believe this but found in a bag with a strap on and a vibe cock ring and my 5’’ heels…!
What was it doing in there I have no idea!
....Just best not to ask…

Suspenders in suspense

Dahh dahh! not to keep you in suspence any longer…
I have posted my June Gallery!
Stockings, suspenders and garters galore.

So what can I do for you chaps for July I wonder?

Dildo in disguise!

Well boys have their gadgets but us girls have to have our toys too…all’s fair..
  Off on a jaunt with a chap over the weekend and I end up in my favourite Sex Shop in Soho…Ok so its the biggest in the UK so for choice its bound to be my fave…Trust me to want a big one at the weekend!..yes I am still grining with a silly smile on my face…
So how many toys and dildos can a girl buy with just under a hundred quid..?
Well around four good ones and oh ok ...a jelly cock ring…they even threw in two free vibrating cock rings..bargin!..
well probably could have bought more if I bought more of the cheaper ones made in China ...
I wonder why all the really nice ones are made ones made in Germany?
.....What’s a girl to do with so many dildos? (OK I broke my last two..best not to ask)
....I’mmmmm not telling…
Wouldn’t you like to know! ....
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Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  ....Why does nextdoors builders saw sound like a bigger version of one of my toys?
The buzzing was pretty constant enough that when I got out of the shower I thought I had left my dolphin dildo on in rotate mode in the bedroom today.I nearly stubed my toe dashing around trying to find it and turn it off, before the battery’s wound down (tends to run out of juice if on rotate mode faster than the other 6 settings)
Only to find the sound was coming from the wall next door….
Well at least they have stopped the banging and I hope that’s a saw I hear…
otherwise they sound like they will be at it all day at this rate.