Off, Off and away to play!

Well its been a strange week,
Talk about drama…
What am I like?
After sending back emails to people and dashing around, had been wondering why no one got back to me all week..how very odd?
Well maybe no one is up for a frolic? as the weather has put damp to randy evenings and frisky afternoons…
I hope the weather picks up soon I thought.........
Wishfull thinking I thought is there a problem with my mail...but there in my mail the boxes where ticked, that said it had sent..
So after a call or two and a few more mails of people saying
‘Well? ...Are you going to get back to me or what?’
and then me sending another mail saying Yes I did and I am resending this one too...before tottering off for a dirty weekend.

Now I find after getting back from the weekend, that my dratted computer didn’t send them after all!
Its been hording them till I paid it attention and cleared all its saved spam (over a 900)
Serves me right for getting the new swanky version of Vista windows installed, all its new flashiness and graphics just have me confused but too late to go back now.
It is like a new puppy that looks cute and fluffy thats why you bought it, but just chews everything and whines if you dont pay it attention all the time.
That reminds me why I do not do pets.

So big apologies to the people that thought I was ignoring them, truly I haven’t been.
I did send every one a mail...and the guy that’s been reading my blogs for a while and just got the nerve to get in touch now (am I really that scary?)
Ok you didn’t get it, but it’s the thought that counts right?
Don’t know who got mail in the end and who didn’t and don’t know when it all started to go wrong…
so don’t dare try to go back and write it all again and send that could take hours and spam people twice..

I even sent no thank you mail to the agencies and directories that sent me mail this week, all in vain.

That’s it ...
I am giving up gracefully for a bit…

I am off on my travels again this week..so off I pop in the Morning travelling on my way to the States to play in LA next week (5th-8th)
So if your over there and haven’t gotten a tour mail yet there is one in the post..cross my heart.
Every one in the UK I will be back soon and in a better mood..all frisky from all that California sunshine.

Bad girl goes Bling.

I know I have been bad,
I haven’t blogged at all in a while.
What I have I been up too?
Goodness knows!
I have no clue…
time is escaping me for some reason, is it me or is this year going fast?

Just a bit of this and a bit of that and it all adds up to lack of sleep and a need to frolic something fierce.
Editing, meeting friends about other work in the normal world not associated with the web.
A failed photo shoot for the July gallery, that came out all blurry with photos I can not use.
And to top it off the Dark art of sock washing… that sort of mundane thing really.
Well you did ask....didnt you?..well I think you did?

Wow people actually read this, ok I knew people read it but not as many as I thought.
Eventually woke up as my body clock has reset itself to goodness knows where… I think its LA?
Woke up at lunch to ‘where are you’ mails and ‘are you alright?’
Are you off travelling?
Are you not going to do a photo shoot this month at all or deprive us?
...that type of mail.

As for the blogging, I have gotten out of habit as such. I have been good though for about a year at least two a week.
Now if I could only go to the gym as much… my gym membership (that I should have stopped but haven’t so far) would not go to waste....
Oooh big news...wait for it.. I did actually go to the gym this week for ...ok 30 minutes till I got fed up...but I did go…
I thought right that’s it I will go every day,
But you guessed it, the next day things popped up and I didn’t go.
Then a friend says its not good to go every day so I thought Ok then I will go the next.
Well that didn’t happen at all did it...because its five days later and I have found my new clean trainers lurking in a corner, the ones I bought for the gym (because a girl cant use her muddy out door ones in the ladies gym now can she..the other ladies flinch at the sight of mud or dirt in my gym as it is)
They (said trainers) are sitting in the corner provoking me as I sit and write this..
Hang on a mo…
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Eleanor gets up…
Walks across to the offending corner.. .
Picks up clean trainers (workout shoes to the Americans)…
Opens a cupboard…
And throws them inside…
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Where are we?
Oh yes looking to frolic more than go to the daft boring gym.
Where is my inbox again?..there it is…
..Hello In box!

No, I am not losing the plot, just drank a can of Red Bull to wake me up.
I know its bad, but the rabbit wasn’t playing this morning and I needed a kick.
After ferreting in a goody bag from a beach party....
Oh yes? Did I forget to mention I went to a few partys/gigs?
They where really boring trust me on this.
No wild nights out all back home for tea, coffee or me type of things, its not ‘fash’ now to party all night and have a headache in the morning form the night before.
You are supposed to use your goody bags to wake up refreshed with the products enclosed, ready for the day ahead of recycling, saving the world and people worse off than yourself..
Sorry to disappoint if you thought I was glamming it up.
Ok it was a posh beach party… where they don’t have artist hospitality any longer backstage, its now called an ‘Artists Retreat’ didn’t you know..Err? I kid you not.
It’s amazing what they put in party goody bags these days!

I pulled out a naughty, can hidden under some packets of Argentinean tea((well I think it is Tea?)and bars of organic soap and hand cream.
Even got a collectors can by J Maskrey encased in a blue Perspex box that was accompanied the other normal cans (so you are not encouraged to drink the bling can?)
The collectors one is covered in diamante/rhinestones in a sparkly pick me up way.
Red bull doesn’t just have Wings any longer…
Red Bull has Bling!
What will they think of next?

Curiousness killed the pussy?

Yes I know it was like I disappeared off the face of the planet or something!
After a few ‘you have gone a bit quiet’ and ‘where did she go/where have you been’ mumbles in my distant ear… I though it best to get back to my lap top and say Boooo!
Nah you didn’t miss me really did you. You knew I would be back didn’t you?
Well after being a completely sated bunny from the effects of far too much frolicking and being spoiled for my own good...big grin.
I decided to get off my bottom and go out and forage like normal folk, do some of that 9till 5 stuff I hear so fondly of! You know do some of that normal type work thingie for a week… that unfortunately turned in to two, so after 70 hours hard slog last week and running around like a headless chicken(ha ha yes poor me...not)
I have just about caught up on sleep and now wading through the pile of spam and mail and trying not to delete the wrong ones.
I haven’t had the time to get to check mail, change my availability or blog It is so remiss of me.
Don’t worry I have taken myself firm in hand.Dusting off a suitable suspender belt to go with a rather fetching pair of black and red seamed stockings I seem to have acquired this weekend.I am back..and you probably thought this was going to be so much jucier...what kind of girl do you take me for?

Oh yes I remember.....that type of frolicing floozy!
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Back in the world of flight: As of note*
Supposedly an Ecuador airline Icaro has launched mid-air lingerie
parades, with voluptuous models strutting up and down the aisles in underwear and heels! From what I can gather it was for their 35 anniversary but no one is spilling the beans if it was at a mile high..