Miffed not Muffed

-VEXED BY A TEXT-
There was I, waiting on my couch,
Waiting on my couch,
While on the arm I perch....
When I found he’d left me in the lurch.
Lor, how it did upset me!

All at once, he’d sent me round a text
I was very vexed, here’s the very text:
“Can’t get away for frolicking today,
My wife.... won’t let me!”

Adaptation-Eleanor Aston

That just takes the biscuit.. there was I looking forward to a week packed full to bursting a corset, of frolicking fun.
Then three times in a row (just like busses I wonder if one was a bus driver?) I have been cancelled on..ha yes I know poor me.
Serves me right for getting all excited…
Was bound to happen at some point once every now and then fair enough it happens once or twice…
If something has popped up and I get text to say ‘sorry I cant make it’, I know how that feels and can re plan the rest of my day.
But cancelled on with no notice, no morning confirm and stood up that hasn’t happened in a long time!
At least the end of this week has perked me up nicely and with a weekend looming things are defiantly on the up, dam well near standing to attention I hope..(I cross my fingers or should that be uncross my legs?)

At this rate I will be jetting off sooner than expected, if the end of this month doesn’t brighten up..
With my builders next door makeing a hell of a banging next door driveig me nuts..ummm nuutts…

Where was I?
Ohh yes, I did say last week I was going too go away again didnt I?

Now where can I go that is really far away… just before I head off to San Francisco and Las Vegas in October that is (yes I am a greedy travel bunny… might even squezze LA for a day in there some where if asked too..)

Some where that will really screw with my body clock as I fancy a September sojourn and lots of sleeping...ummm

Hopefully all that lot of travelling that will keep me in England for the rest of the year when I get back… and stop me from getting itchy travel feet again till 08.

Da-da-daah !

Rain Rain go away don’t come back another day. Dah Dah!

Is it me or is this year going really fast now, where did the summer go?
You would think with all this global warming some of it would rub off on England.. well something is rubbing off
Looks like its picking up, so here comes the Sun!
Sun Block at the ready..Check

My body has frolicked and been running all over the shot this week, for some reason I cant fathom, I am dozing off in the middle of the day still with blooming jet lag only to awake and then not sleep till the silly hour of the clock!

Still at least it gives me uninterrupted time to load the new August Gallery for you chaps this morning..some seamed stocking stripping.

Hopefully that will perk up some Monday morning office workers at their desks.
Now there is a thought..Office theme for a picture or two… someone said they would likey and I still haven’t gotten around to it yet.
... just got to find some chaps desk to perch on in a state of half undress without distracting him from his work...humm

Booty Call

In comeing Phone rant warning…

What is it with phone calls this week, sometimes I get the daftest calls…

No I don’t like being spanked, do I really look like a girl that likes that?
..I am a natural red head with a fiery passionate nature, does it really look like I would let someone spank me and not get away without me taking them to hand?
I really should put that on my Taboo list but didn’t think I needed too ...
Obviously I do.

No I don’t want to surprise your wife by going down on her in a Cab...That could go wrong on so many levels, I shouldn’t have to say why not..

And what in snagging stocking hell is being phoned twenty times in the day to ask really the same question...what is that all about?

At least not all the calls have been weird, some really nice polite people have called ...
and then there is the caller that doesn’t leave messages and I keep missing his calls, poor chap must think I am ignoring him by now..
Oh and if you dont know best not to call me with your number withheld, its really impolite.Thanks

Phone ranting over...Think I might classify Thursday’s as a day of rant?
There I feel better now, roll on the week end.

Home is where you hang your @

What am I like!
..ok other than a frolicking floozy…
my kind of new years resolution has gone all out of focus on me ..
I know I said I would save the planet and reduce my carbon foot print this year… travel less..plant some trees.
Ok I planted one tree but need to do more..like a whole rain forest at this rate

But as with all resolutions that are just begging to be broken or in my case up graded..  I have failed happily and looks like more travel is on the cards...so hold on to you laptops boys and catch me if you can.
I will try to stay in London for a few weeks so you can catch me but cant promise anything.
Better make it soon as this lady has given up on putting her feet up and plans on buying another suitcase, to take around the world with her..
Where will I go next?..the end of September looks like a good date to start just before I head out to San Francisco and being Vagarious in Vegas in October
Now where shall I go next month… Wicked in Washington? Be Totty in Tokyo?.. Sashay back to Sydney??..
On that note
Will keep you in suspenders....sorry… suspense
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While I unpack and re-pack ready for the off
...friends have been sending me jokes…
Thank you you now who your are x

A woman sitting in a Sydney restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

“Kin ya swaller?” asked Kenzie leaning over

The woman signalled ‘No!’, desperately shaking her head.

“Kin ya breathe?” asked Brian.

The woman shook her head “No!!!”

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration “Ya know Kenzie, I’d heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that’s the first time I ever seen somebody do it.”

A mouthful of nuts

Well I am not going to boor you with the fact that jet lag has grabbed me and turned my sleep pattern upside down…
but strangely enough is making me dam horny..I don’t know what’s gotten in to me..think its all the zinc in my diet?
Coming back over from the US I got addicted to shelled salted sunflower seeds that I found in the states, now also noticed I am munching my way through quite a few cashews and pecans that I have as snack dishes for guests...of which I have never really delved in too that much before.
Now after watching some TV program where a poor couple of which the wife had gone and lost her libido...very careless of her
..the doc on the program said it might be because of a zinc deficiency ..
All very odd I thought ..so at the moment I must be consuming a lot of Zinc to feel this randy..and sure enough after some research getting my mouth round a handful of nuts is probably the reason!

The only bone of contention now is do I tell all my married clients that see me (because the wife is not interested and they don’t want affairs because they love their wife but just have an urge) or help them out of… or rather in to the whole they have before them..?
Or should I be selfish as a selfish beast can be and keep the info to myself?
..dam you can tell I am not a very selfish person, out I go blurting this out on the net…
there goes %50 of my dear chaps back to the wife and the heightened sales of nuts!

Sexy back…in London

Well that’s better, back in London at last after airport waiting, passport control (1h3mins in LA side this time in the passport control line) its not so much the waiting around I mind.
I know by now the routine and to take a good book.
It is the flight back that hits me each time. After a 18 hours nap you would think my jet lag would be gone right?
Err no… sleeping beauty has competition here for beauty sleep.

I don’t know what day it is let alone what time it is at the monemt,I fell asleep at 8am and woke up at 7pm which is never good for my body clock.especialy not in this time zone.
Oh well a few days back here and a frolic or two if I am a lucky lady and I should be back on track...fingers crossed.
So with my mad hours of twilight sleep I thought a photo upload was needed. So for the lateness of July Gallery entry I apologize… but Augusts’ is well on its way you might like to know.
Since the tiny white bikini was so popular last time, I thought some more posing was needed to keep everyone happy and occupied till I wake up. nite nite...zzzzz

In LA and ready to Play!

After a long flight and a road trip pottering around the coast, I have landed in Long Beach.
So as long as the weather behaves, this London Lady will be Lazing around LA for the next few days till I leave on Thursday morning.
So catch me if you can, just don’t chase me around the pool will you,
..with these heels, I might just fall in!
....then what would you do with a damp wet English lass?