Can I help you Sir?

Ok so when you said Dictation… I must have gotten hold of the wrong end of the pen!

Well at last found an empty desk and got my promise Office pics done for the September shoot,
Sorry they are late, but this assistant has been rushed off her feet lately..wink.

Well will have to get a wriggle on and get Octobers done too..
...Now what would you like?

New pics can be found here in My gallery
..enjoy!

Know what to expect before you connect.

Some thing slightly strange has been happening..in a good way.
Have been noticing a trend with my gents… either guys have been reading a review go to my site and then email me straight away.
Or which is more the norm, have been researching for a while for the right lady, go through all the sites till mine tickles their fancy
(Ironically the line either on my Contact page the ‘Please bear in mind I am an Escort, not a Mistress and do not require slaves or pets of any kind’ or the ‘ I am sorry to say you do have to be over 18 and not using your pocket money/ student grant for my company’ on my Rates page that people chuckle at and then call me.)

They read through my site, check my reviews and come back again over the next few weeks/months, reading my journal here and looking at the new pics (that pop up in my gallery sporadically) every month or so, then a few weeks later when diary’s don’t collide (anything from two weeks to 10 months)get in touch via email then phone.

A totally thought out process of pondering till ...some… as they say work up the courage.

Honestly I am a very friendly person, can I say I am a ‘people person’ without sounding like a twat? Probably not, but little me is not that scary.
But I suppose a computer screen is going to interfere and be a bit intimidating, a bit like a shop window you walk by and look in all the time to and from work but don’t pop in for a better look til you have the time.

A good friend says its down to men’s buying habits, they will have see something in a poster ad or on TV, pass sitting on a shelf in a shop and just glance most of the time, then come back later and pick it up and have a further look and put it down again… if not too sure, then on the third look pick it up again to have another look and then might buy.

Which ironically (unintentionally by me) attracts gents that I really get on with and click with… that eventually get in contact and come (back) again and again..purrrfect

Careful shoppers are very much appreciated thanks and passing fancy’s if you can get last minute availability…
So it looks as if I am stuck here on a shelf till I get picked up ...and unwrapped!

Get a move on though…
.. If I sit here too long I will go off!

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail

Ever heard of jet lag by proxy?
No neither have I mores the shame…
‘Jet lag is a killer...sex is a good cure I have found’....so said someone recently
But its no help if you cant wake up to get around to it in the first place.
Fell asleep at the weekend and woke up in a whole another day!

Now wide awake after some jet lag killing…
To find out....

Dam hackers! Found out that my site went down (and not in a good way) for a few days nearly two weeks back,
My web hosting company has its servers hacked probably by some snivelling teenager,that though it would be fun to try and spam it with Viagra Ads
Subsequently lost, I think a weeks worth of e-mails.I did get a text from my web designer but out on the wild frontier I didnt pay much heed…
So if it looks like I have been ignoring you? as you sent me an email a few weeks back and I didn’t respond? I apologize I have only just found out..eek!
Yes I am a bad girl and should pay better attention shouldn’t I..
A severe reprimand should have been in order at least for not paying better attention to my chaps!

But even when I was in San Francisco they said that if Alcatraz was still a prison, I would be too much of a disturbance to be sent there..ahh shucks..Thanks, I think?
Too cute to be convicted?
But at least I would get over my jet lag dam quick on an Island of incarcerated men… if the remedy worked..Wink

Travelin Totty

I don’t know… I leave the country for a few weeks and everything goes pear shaped.
Yes a flat in my building now is faffing with its decor as well as the builders next door… but unlike the skip lovers next door, they leave all the debris and rubbish from the demolition in the communal front yard!
Gurrr
Yes I am annoyed as I have come back, its still all there on my doorstep...!?
It has been 6 jolly weeks and I have done enough air miles to circumvent the globe and ironically the council, haven’t had enough time to send a truck to take it away from a few roads away!
Ok I am in too good a mood from my travels to procrastinate about annoying folk of a building persuasion.
I know ... I know… I was supposed to be back sooner from Las Vegas,
... but talk about ‘What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!’ with scarlet ladys abound..it was more fun than I expected this time,
Lets just say this lady didn’t lose and leave it at that..
Keep it Up Las Vegas, looks like I will have to be going back if I want me some more of that… Roll on December!

Planning on staying put in London for at least 6 weeks now so at least some chaps can catch me and I can stop playing pack the suit case for awhile.
Now where did my camera go..think I promised some gallery pic for September didn’t I?

-BIG GRIN-
Where did you get that mate?
Where did you get that smile?
My! Isn’t it a great big grin,
And in a gurning style?

I should like her number ...
just the same as you
Then wherever I go they will shout
“Hello…
...What has she done to you !

Adaptation-Eleanor Aston
(Changed text from Joseph J. Sullivan 1888 version)

Keep smiling ... it confuses people!

Viva Las Vegas..

When they chips are down....take a chance on me, (Sorry to sound like an ABBA song there)
Didn’t you know red heads are lucky if you give them a rub!

Here in nippily air conditioning impressive hotels on the strip, its a bit chilly… I might need a perking up…
I wonder if there are any gamblers in the house with a good hand..or two, around to play !
...or is that play around?

Road Trip!

You would never guess where I am going to landed up again would you?
Ok think I have given the game away a bit.

This adventuress driving off in to the dust with $100 tucked in her suspender belt, ready to risk it on some poker I am on my way to the City of lost wages.
So Catch me if you can I will be kicking up some dust and placeing some bets!

“If you’re going to San Francisco….

..... be sure to wear some flowers in your hair!’’

Oh my goodness..I apologize… I sound like a shampoo ad!

After a short hop back to London to repack, I am off on my travels again.
So back to Heathrow to battle with the transit public that act like sheep and hopefully a nice frisking from security.
... before I get sent to the furthest gate they can muster!

Watch out California here I come again!