Ladys of the movie night

Oooh I don’t know what to write, maybe all this settling down and no flights of fancy and travel have grounded me in more ways than one.
Some one said on a forum recently that was there such a thing as rehab for blogger’s and by Jove I think there is.. unfortunately for me...its called life and it keeps getting in the way ..also in the way of a good frolic too!

Even though I have had an interesting week and a fancy tickled or two..
I don’t have much to blog about ..which is very unlike me.
Here you are clicking on a Monday morning probably at work taking a sneaky peek and I go and let you down.

Been mooching around other ladys blogs to see what naughtyness they are up too and now think I might add a lady’s of the night in movies page in my side bar on the right… after all her DollyMoppness has a books of Sin list (why didnt I think of that!..he he), of which she has far more than I..
So I wouldnt want to tread on her toe’s and look like a copycat now would I?...definatly not…
Although...Being a movie fan as well as books, I think I should at least have a go at this page list business too..

Just finished watching Waterloo Bridge as it is...who knew Vivien Leigh played a hooker?
So better add that to the list along with Breakfast at Tiffany’s...now what other movies and mainstream films had lady’s of the night?
My mind is a blank for any more to add to my list..answers in an email please.
Ha ha and no porn doesnt count...x

Flight of fancy

A Frenchman and an Englishman were seated next to an American on an overseas flight.
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”

“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the English gent responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful cooked breakfast and told me she could never love another man.”

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Once,” he replied.

“Only once?” the English chap arrogantly snorted. “And what did she say to you this morning?”

“Don’t stop.”

~Dedicated to the Tickler of fancys ~

Ding Dong!

Its official I am staying put for quite some time here in London, even an international jet setter like me ...cheesy wink..(compleatly lost on anyone one that hasnt flown Virgin and seen the animated safty film)..needs to put her feet up and get a good seeing to..Ooops!
..Sorry that should have been ‘get things seen to..’

So here in London I will be looking for some galant chap to ring my bell..or is that ring my Cell (For the Americans amonst you)
I do apolagize for playing hard to get this week, you know what its like.
There you are with all this time on your hands to frolic and life goes and gets in the pesky way!
So to make amends I will try my best to promise to sit on my phone, so that those of you that have been rampant enough to have emailed and asked for my number.
...that my phone will be on vibrate and ready for your call!

What’s lust got to do with it?

LUST..how apropriate, anyone would have thought I had planned my Febuary shoot to coencide with Valentines day or something..wink
Now would this plaything of passion have done that?
..You bet your heart shaped nipple tassle I did!

Now have you all remembered your loved ones for tomorrow? so you dont end up dashing down to the petrol station late night to grab a card and a cheap floral tribute from the forcourt?
And no a folded piece of office paper from the printer with a scribbled note and a doodle… like you have been playing pictionary at work wont do for the misses..
And if you do buy her undies it’s not hard getting the right size chaps..sneek in her top draw pull out a few bras and knickes and look at the lables to know the size..Come no you dont need to ask her…
Look on it as an under cover mission..James bond would be proud!

Failing that get her or him something they like, even a book on something they like has got to be better than half dead flowers, now dont say I didnt warn you..after all tomorrow..
Yes Valentines day has to be a day the wife has to put out a free bit of knooky..Enjoy.

So that’s me then, with an exciting night in front of the telly ahead… with a pizza.
As all my gents are either too far away or secostered in for the night trying to floraly bribe the wife. 

I’m forever blowing…

(My! you have some dirty minds out there)

...Bubbles!...pretty Bubbles in the air..they fly so high..

-The Deadly Sin of Sloth- Don’t you just love a bit of sloth..I was going to say slothing, is slothing a word?

Ok now I am just losing the plot.. January’s Gallery actually was quite apt for January.

Let’s hope Lust is suitable for what will be February’s gallery.
All to coincide with Valentines day coming up, lets hope it lives up to it.

Can I blow you....... a bubble?

Orgasmic!

So who knew you all liked pink bits so much?
........One email that made it through my gluttonous spam filter........

PS - like the new photos, though I think you should have worn a French and Saunders style fat suit for Gluttony....on second thoughts that might have ranked amongst the all-time top 10 PR disasters, so possibly best that you didn’t .R xx
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...Although as much as people like the sense of humour of it all and my recreation of the Seven Deadly Sins

..My! the office attire in my gallery is munchly admired so I hear?
I don’t think chasing me around your desk is going to get you much work done now is it?..
Ok, Ok will do another office shoot as soon as my accountant will let me borrow his desk again...with a shorter skirt?..( not my accountant, Me you will be glad to hear in the shorter skirt..especialy if you know my accountant)
...That will keep you distracted enough me thinks.

..Back to a night hardly gone and in need of a firm mention..

Oooh my goodness, not that I don’t get dinned and sixty-nined, but it does happen once in a blue moon…
But it must be all that sitting in cakes that can turn a girls head.
Now to date Nobu on the top floor of the Metropolitan on Park Lane was one of my favourite restaurants in London, it will now have to be delegated to favourite oriental.
Maze in Grosvenor square has just taken over.

I have been to quite a few Gordon Ramsey restaurants, you really can’t help it in London at the moment as they are popping up all over the place.. But Maze I am not kidding… I nearly had food sex of an orgasmic proportion right in the restaurant.
Every dish that I had and the gent with me so he said too.. was amazing..
I cant fault, apart form the decor is a bit clinical and modern and less cosy as I like it..

However, either the chef is on top form there on a Monday or it is always like that.. but one thing is for sure I will be going back and this time with a looser dress, to attempt the 7 course menu.

Maybe I won’t need that fat suit after all?

..ha ha there is wishful thinking..
.... like I wouldn’t burn it off later in the evening..Wink

Let them eat cake!

...Who needs to eat cake?
...when you can sit in it instead!
Ok, go on then, Eat me..he he

(think you will have to see the pictures for that to make any sence..go on you know you want to) See I said I would be back with December’s gallery pics didn’t I.
The Sin of Gluttony- not to be confused with Greed...that one is to come at some point. Sloth next!

Moving swiftly on..
Glad I turned my phone on today, My! there are some nice chaps about out there to indulge me, even if they are a bit nervous of what to expect.
Honest I am not that scary, I’m too little to be that scary..mind with that pink wig?..That is a bit scary!..If I promise not to wear the pink wig when you first see me will that help?

Oooh I got a compliment today..falls in to the strangest one yet category.
‘She says bouncing up and down in her cake..’ I am teribbly excitable today for some reason though, so not surprising!

I shall name no names, but I chap I enjoy seeing (Ok who don’t I enjoy seeing...I know) compared me to an old leather glove!
Well I think it was a compliment?  I hope it was…
Something to do with seeing me, just fit time and time again he said… like a well worn leather glove!
So is that tight and likes to be full of fingers? or old and leathery?.. I think I chose to be fingered version if thats Ok?

Not the best analogy on the face of the planet, but I will have to excuse him..
...........he is after all, American and tickles my fancy!

My deadly shameful Sin

Yes I am sorry I leave you all alone for a month and get people all worried.
Did you miss me?
No I am not retiring..don’t worry if I did people would know… Been up to mischief , designing wallpaper and been melancholy so not been in the best January mood to even open my mail from before Christmas..time fly’s when your not frolicking too it seems!
Good job its February then!
I bet I have an email box full of spam and some poor gents that have tried to get hold of me and failed in the attempt, such has been my mood of late. I better get a wriggle on and turn on my phone too on Monday just in case.(Even though I am out on Monday)
Back to frolicking fit now and looking forward to February!
Especially as I just got my pictures back, you know the ones the two day photo shoot?
The I was going to Wow you with before Christmas ?
..see you had forgotten hadn’t you..it has been a while I don’t blame you.. and then I disappeared in to the mountians…
Ah yes I didn’t tell you what they were all about did I?
I decided since I am one great big sinner..he he..that I would do the Seven Deadly Sins (I guess Sloth rubbed off on me more than I thought)
So going back in time, to a year far gone. I have eventually got back to my computer, remembered all the silly pass words and managed to post Novembers. pics at last!..before you know it I will be posting Decembers too!
..December is going to be Gluttony!
Stay tuned if you want to see what I look like… with pink hair, sitting in a big cake!