One of these days..

.... is none of these days

I have decided it’s official, I am crap…
I used to be the epitome of efficiency…
I have a bad feeling a spate full of frolics addles the brain some what…
yep don’t know what’s wrong with me I am totally pants at getting back to any one at the moment.
I haven’t answered one call or got back to blogging..
I would apologize but I would probably upset someone somewhere..for some reason I cant fathom.

The start of my week back in London didn’t go as well as planed, with my blooming phone (after loads of left messages) I have found out after a certain number left it quite happily deletes the first left to make way for new ones, without a by or leave to let me know what it has gone and done!
..Ok I have been shall we say indisposed for the last few days,that hasnt helped the situation much...your lucky that I got the chap to put me down and not pack me in his suitcase and take me with him.

Hand on heart I will be going through my mail today and try and get back to everyone..
ladies sorry darlings will probably be well in to next week before we chat at this rate..not that it could be any sooner as I think I am losing my voice (hotel air con if you had to ask..probably..wink)

*Ohhh and on a small rant if your the person that left me 23 phone messages in 3 days Please try to restrain yourself in leaving the same message over and over again.. not leaving your name or number it will be a bit difficult as it is to call you back dear chap… try to not panic and keep on calling and leaving message after message, I know you mean well but .....
Some times its not the fact I am ignoring a person just I can be largely waylaid sometimes.

Rampant..Must dash...Speak soon..Eleanor x

Handy woman

Ahh where have I been, people have asked and I have been to tied up (in a non kinky way) enough not to be bothered to answer.
Well congratulations to me… I only went and bought a blooming house that needs some love and attention didn’t I.
Now proud owner of a pile of bricks and a big hole in the ground.
Oh I know what your thinking, hark you miss money bags bought a swanky pad?
No far from it after saving slowly for the past 10-12 years from a non frolicking source, I eventually had enough to put down a deposit on a small decrepit house far from London and the madding crowd as an investment.
No I don’t have any plans of dashing off to the country and living in the sticks any time soon (been there, done that and...escaped)
I knew it was going to need work when I bought the pile and knew it would take sometime ... looking back on it I should have trusted my instincts and hired who I wished rather than listen to others...why did I do that? Then I wouldn’t have had to curtail my frolics in London to go tramping down and sort the mess out when it all went tits up.

Ever had to fire your father? ..its not pleasant.
Or give a good stern talking to your family even though they were trying to help, playing pass the hot brick (best not to ask..I’m on a bit of a rant you can tell)
...its not good I can tell you now, people are sulking and serves them right.

Luckily after banning everyone from the now bomb site, one which between them they decimated by ‘accident’.
I have it all back on track but had to spend sometime getting it set to run well. Trust me when I set my hands to a problem I can get things up in no time flat. 
Hummm..  I am the prouder mistress of a hulking team of gruff looking men that do my bidding!
How cool is that..  fingers crossed it shouldn’t be a literal whole in the ground for much longer.
I might have to dash off every now and then, have other things afoot as well… but should be firmly in London for the next few months..Looks like my travels will have to wait for the time being.

Now where did I leave things?
Ah yes in a bit of a need of tarting up..
One newly painted bathroom and bedroom later.....

..Ahhh yes frolics..Hello London!
Looooks like the gents are out in force..Hello Boys!

Purple panty pervery

Please tell me I am not the only girl who loses her underwear?
Typical I go and put up my Vanity picies with me in my purple knickers and bra only for it to be enquired about and then I dashing well cant find the blighters..
Gloves yes they are in my draw...The purple stockings too..
but bra and knickers..No such luck.. not a sign!
Now yes before you say it when did I have them last, it was on the day of the photo shoot and no I cant remember what happened to them after that..and no they are not still in the photographers studio.
Only one thing for it then..
I will have to bite the bullet and go lingerie shopping.

Ahhh now your all thinking that will cheer me up?
Well no not really the last time I went out shopping for frilly’s was a Rigby and Peller warehouse sale a whole venue filled to boxes of frillys and shock horror I walked away without buying a thing!
Hopefully it was the fact that Rigby and Peller lingerie didn’t do it for me rather than the fact I have gone off of frilly shopping.

Now where did I buy that purple set from?...Hummm better get a move on I guess as I am back in London after the 14th and now have my phone on taking times for good frolicking and there is bound to be some one that’s going to ask to perve at the purple panties..with me in them naturally..fingers crossed! 

Fool for you…

Right don’t go and get all over excited on me, it is April the first after all..
Oh dear there was I thinking it being the new year and being away so long that I had everything under control till all (as life does every now and then) went all tits up..and not in any good way.
I don’t know… you leave people to get things done for you and they go and fluff it up and isn’t it always the way you have to jump in and give a helping hand to get it back on track. Is it me or do I always seem to have to give a helping hand to get things up or what?

Well I have been absent for far too long I know, but there is light at the end of my tunnel!
So in preparation for a frolicking to come, a spot of Vanity cant go a miss..
What with me really being a troll and all…
... and looking like the back end of a bus, this will take at least a week to tart myself up ready for a romp or two..

April Fool !

..Pass the Polyfilla…
...Gripples and Gaffer tape…
................Will take at least two weeks at this rate to tart and tease, to get this girl ready to romp!
Wink!