Technical Hic-Up!

As of May 2010: Sorry I am away playing till next year and not answering emails till then, as it is not really possible while traveling all over as I am.
Eg Read: Still on retainer and as soon as the gent in question puts me down, (as he has to be totaly fed up with me soon) you will be the first to know..wink
By for now, Eleanor x

..La La..

  After being waylaid in Paris..As you do..I already knew lingerie shopping was a dangerous business, especially as the pound is not behaving so that a girl cant afford to buy too many pairs of knickers at the moment..Why is it the smaller they are the more expensive they are? You would have thought less fabric they would be cheaper..before you know it if the Euro goes astronomical I might no be able to afford to wear any at all! Ha ha
Me.. going commando!?

Well I am shattered..after going to the Crazy Horse to see the beautifully fit Dita Von Teese peel off her kit with the help of the other lovely ladies Ohh la la…and generally trotting around Paris and eventually making it back to London all has gone slightly pear shaped..again.. this week. Eeek!
  If it is not one thing its the other I dont think 2009 likes me much.. Mail in the spam box again that I cant find, Blogs gone all funny, Lost people, and to top it off Bottom of my draws fell out ..yes ha ha silk knickers weigh a ton..no I did not do that much shopping.
Un less you count a champagne silk set and an extra new black suspender belt from Chantal Thomass as excessive..
...so after having to drag out all my things to put a new chest of draws in place (does not sound too difficult right?)
Ha!
  That is what I thought when unpacking my suitcase from my trip….
lets just say its all taken 6 hours so far to empty my dressing room to get at it and I still have not put everything back yet,
let alone wrangled with the flat pack boxes that the new chest of draws is in ..so lets just say as regards to my apartment “Bomb and Hit”  are appropriate words.
Ever had a Lingerie bomb go off in your dressing room?
No?
Trust me… the fall out is everywhere…and its not just that..
How on earth have I managed to own 34 pairs of gloves, 11 Corsets, 213 pairs of stockings (Ok I lie.. 4 pairs of them are tights..euggg) 5 boxes of Shoes..
...and you do not want to know the rest of the list..
So until further notice until I can get a grip, this girl cant even get dressed properly,
Let alone try and find her phone that is in there some where..here phoney, phoney, phoney…

Eleanor at Aston Towers signing off x

Ooops

..I did it again…ok I have not been around much I know.

But hey, hey I am kind of back..
Busy girl, here and there, and all of that,
Back to blogging I know, I know I should,
Did you miss me?
Nope, did not think you would!

...In coming rantage…

Been a strange start to the year methinks, change of servers, losing my email for a few weeks, you can even upset people without even knowing you have done it… computers do not really make our lives easier do they…and the media is just as bad.
Its not that I do not keep up with the news but it had been quite some years since I actually read a news paper, I do not even bother with the free ones you get at tube stations I normally have a good up beat book that needs finishing off (ha ha..a girl that likes happy endings at heart)
  Any how someone left a news paper at mine some weeks back and before dooming it to the recycle bin, I actually gave it a once over..and then wished I had not looked at all.
Why does all news have to be bad and depressing?
Surely there is good news too..why do we not hear more of that? 
... No wonder everyone is so stressed you would have thought from what was being printed that the world was ending with all the doom and gloom of credit crunch this, housing prices that and economy, murder, violence, alls going down hill faster than my silk knickers hitting the floor, kind of rubbish news.
I am not surprised the public has panicked and is hiding under the bed till they think it is safe to come out and spend again.
  What with all the media bad news I would not be surprised if all this hype and worry is the medias fault that has made it seem all so bad in the first place.
On the surface yes it looks bad, but under it all, all is still ticking over.

  Well I am not going to let it get me down, nope I am determined to cheer myself up…
... So off to Paris a shopping I will go next week ..with all the bad news about I think I might need to stock up on silk knickers!

Do not think I forgot you… to cheer you up… I thought I would make you a balloon animal
...but think this Durex clip might be more fun !

Dreaming of a white christmas?

Well I would rather dream of a warm one..
Going to turn the heating up and snuggle down to a good book ‘The White Rock’ and dream of Peru…
How about you?

Pose like an egyptian

Well I am sure you will be fed up of hearing about Egypt by now, but as they are the pics I still have left .
...and my green dress ones are my fave sorry chaps!
...I felt like I was on a Vogue shoot!.. 

At least your not christmased to death by saucy Santa pictures and naughty elf’s which are bound to be splashed all over the net by this time.
So I might be donned in festive green… but at least I am not decked out like a Christmas tree
.. Unlike my unfortunate lounge that is.
Who knew the tree I picked would touch my ceiling when I got it erect!
.. and then unwrapping it from its white fir protective netting that it would engulf my lounge, so it now has the feeling you have walked in to Narnia… or at least Epping forest
You knew I liked some big wood right?
I just wasn’t banking on the sort that came with the kind nuts that would attract squirrels for the festivities.
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*Ohh just a fair warning, my this here site and blog might be off line for a few hours Tuesday afternoon…just so I can be ‘updated’
...supposedly. Fingers crossed back soon x

Milky Way-Hey!

Well there you go more holiday snaps of me in Egypt..ah.. all ‘the wetter the better’ someone did ask?
Probably not what he meant…
Well with all that sand going on… a girl had to have a good soke..
Hey.. if it was good enough for Clio..
Although you don’t want to know the amount of camels I had to milk to fill that bath….

Full gallery all wet and white here .

Full of Eastern Promise

Well there you go holiday snaps of me in Egypt, with a few more to come in the next coming days to bring me up to this month in my gallery page .
Don’t I look all Middle Eastern!
I feel a Turkish delight moment coming on…or should that be Egyptian?
...now where did that box go…of that pink and soft jelly item that I got for Christmas ..
.....Ahh its on recharge!

In de-nile?

No not quite.. but in Egypt I was..I know ...I haven’t blogged much recently but while I shake the sand out of my shoes…
Having found my phone (sorry guys was not frolicking in Egypt, Muslim country and all that)
The phone I didn’t take with me that everyone has the number too, the one I stuck away in a draw and subsequently couldn’t find when I got back home, has ment days trying to play catch up till I found it..

Yippie! ..I found it lurking in a knicker draw!

Any how where was I?
  Ah yes Interesting Egypt, where everyone wants tipping even in the loo for toilet roll wither you have your own or not and the second question they all ask, after ‘what’s your name’ (if they are over 18)
Is ‘Are you married?‘ ...Eeh whats that all about?
  Matrimonial enquiry’s are a national occupation even down to the weird and wonderful music videos…
Where if a guy hasn’t got a girl, he’s either crying over one that doesn’t want him or crying over one that doesn’t know he exists
..The girls on the other hand are always running around in a wedding dress or getting attacked by a guy that randomly jumps out of bushes if they don’t have a man to protect them…All very strange goings on.
  Never saw any bush lurking going on, but lets just say covering up doesn’t just stop you getting too much attention from the sun.

Well I am back for festive frolics now and will update my calendar as soon as I can..
Still not sure what I am doing for Christmas yet, its always last min..fancy a bit of diving in warmer climes but as I am waiting on others to make their minds up, guess it might have to wait till next year.

Right off to down load my holiday snaps and see if I can hunt some out for you chaps that dont include camels,pyramids or tombs ...so you can have a good purve in my gallery.x