Stranger than Fiction

I know, I know …It’s like I disappeared of the face of the planet or something
I am sorry if I haven’t gotten back to anyone that sent me an email this January, as I haven’t had access to the net.
Well where have I been?
Off on some long haul flight being too busy ?
..err nope

Been whisked off for a few weeks to some exotic far distant Island by a client?(some one was enquiring but wanted a drinking buddy too and thought I would be no fun!..)
…err nope not that either..
Truth be told and real life being stranger than fiction.
I have not been very well (Don’t worry nothing contagious)… so I was kidnapped by my Mother.

Short story:
Just food intolerances playing up.

Long Story:
It was just after New Year and I made the silly mistake of standing on the scales, just to find that I lost weight over Christmas…how that happened I have no idea…not good…not for me any how . So as I haven’t had any food flare ups in a while I relaxed my diet and had some things that are not too good for me for a whole week I have to confess.. (basically any fast food or foods that are not good for a normal person I can’t eat)
All was going OK…. till that is …the point that the flat mates left over takeaway from the night before in the fridge, gave me a bad case of food poisoning. After a trip to docs for blood tests a few days of suffering later and sent on my sorry way to stay in bed…. it served me right.(have just had sugar added to my cant have list!…wonderful isn’t it…at this rate I will have no vices left)
That wasn’t the half of it… by the time my mother descended after coming up to London for the sales took one look at me, said I looked skinny and pale, put me on the scales, tutted and kidnapped me…OK more like frog marched me to the car with a quickly packed bag and drove me back down south to look after me ,where I was ordered bed rest under parental control!.. You would think with my 29th Birthday on the horizon they would trust me to look after myself…apparently not…. Mothers huhh!.. Family don’t even have a computer so no fun surfing the net, but caught up on my book reading!
Just managed to escape back to London and getting caught up with emails over the next few days so please bear with me. Hope to be back in the game of London Life and wrestle with the phone on the first of Feb if I can find it… Been hell doing nothing… but on the good side: Feeling fighting fit so I suppose a new photo shoot is in order sometime soon! 
Take your Vitamins boys I’m back soon!

Some more naughtiness as last year!

Well isn’t it always the way, when you have a head full of blog that you sit down and it evaporates?
I hope everyone had a good time over the festivities? If not at least got a few good gifts?…something at least that made you laugh? I got polar bear socks, a packet of toilet roll, a box of plasters and a bottle of washing up liquid from the family….and a packet of green jelly…how glam is that!

  Had a peaceful time over the festivities and nothing untoward as I spent a few days with the folks, so I really have not been able to be up to no good mores the shame….
  Even gave up the batteries to my fav toy so they could be used in the telly remote…so no joy there… still don’t have replacements till I venture out and shop!

  Haven’t been able to check in on the net as much as I would like because my folks down south don’t have the internet and hardly anywhere was open! Was good for me to get away though and recharge the batteries again, as I plan to do some more touring and travelling this year …so will need all the energy I can muster.
  Really have LA on the brain but so far is about the only destination on my tour list that doesn’t have a list of names, ho humm… so it will have to wait for a while…(sulk…)

  On a good note: I am planning to keep independent escorting for at least another year….
  Think the flight work might have to go as its getting in the way of other plans .It is sort of fun/keeping me sane (apart from the waiting around) but its just a matter of time before I am busted and fired…. if they find out escorting shenanigans.
I had been planning to give up the flight work this year and start a media based project but on second and third thought changed tack, as I always seem to do at the last moment. Don’t get too happy people it just means I will take in more modelling work and other projects instead so I won’t be escorting 24/7 if I do quit(think I will coast along with the normal job for now)

  Did think of a fab business idea a few days ago (nothing to do with escorting) but not sure I want to pursue it just yet, even though I can not find anyone else doing it on the net will still keep an eye out just in case and do some more research. I come up with ideas every now and then some I carry through and reap the rewards, some take ages to show any productivity and others just sit on a back burner till they hot up or go up in flames and end up as cinders.

  London now and will have the darling phone on if I surface tomorrow out of my warm and snugly bed. Will even get around to looking in my post box and saying hi might even have a chance to find the photos lingering in the depths of my camera…chance will be a fine thing, as I am felling a little lazy at the moment.
  All though I have to confess and even managed to up date my wallpaper down loads, with better back grounds as the plain white where causing discontent.

So it looks like a year to start a fresh page abound with fun, frolics and more of the same naughtiness as last year!

Off Off and away!

Unfortunately I am now unavailable till the new year!
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Wow time fly’s when you’re having fun…!!
Due to flights, packed diary and other commitments ….i am sorry to disappoint.
On the other hand…if you need me for sometime in the new year please email me in January
(around from the 3rd onward…fingers crossed)
Hopefully see you soon, for some fun & naughtiness in the New Year.
Happy Kissmas Eleanor x

‘With Twin Passenger Safety Features!’

………‘These twin passenger safety features come in a wonderful set of colours…one of them being a brushed gold’………..he he… sorry I saw that written some where in a flight mag and thought it highly appropriate!
Well I have gotten the long awaited disk at last, although I am about to dash off for the weekend, so I don’t have the time to go through it all. Or have the time to post them off to be put in my October Gallery, but have put up a few as a taster..

I was having a funny five minutes of a golden bond moment back in October, hence the golden shots and will post them with a few of the others next week when I can…humming Gold Finger by Shirley Bassy at the moment…dah dah dah dha dha .
Must be having an ‘ass about tits’ moment this week as everything is back to front…not to mention tits and ass..(feel like I am in some strange musical! )….Posted my November gallery first, now thinking about my December shoot when I haven’t posted Octobers yet.
Well I am off and just leavening a note to say:
Please don’t, what ever you do… post me things, packages or cards. The errant photo disk in the post in October was bad enough and it took the post office long enough to sort it all out as it was .

Its a feat and a half for me to go on a postal chase, as I am hardly ever in I miss the post constantly and if anything is left to its own devices longer than three days at the post office, it has a tendency to wonder off to a holding office or some such place. I have found to my cost and valiant missions of postal package recovery…
So thank you for the thought any how.

Arty fun and messing around

  I am adding a half an hour to every trip I make in the car to anywhere, shopping ,meeting friends ect and apologize to anyone I have been late getting to.. nightmare! Anyone would think it was Christmas or something…oh yeh…. it is.
  Well as per Christmas tis the season to be stuck in traffic with cheesy Christmas tunes on the radio.
All comes to she who waits?

By now I must be princess of waiting after being sent a disk with my shoot from October and with all my running around, I wasn’t in to receive it. The disk got sent back to the lovely Tara from 69 Design who took the photos . I haven’t been Up north for a while so I haven’t been able to pick it up and the images are too many to send by email, so I have been waiting till they float my way.
We took them so she could experiment a bit with the photography, so they are not the normal escort shots but a bit of arty fun and messing around.
Now I have a Christmas photo shoot to think about for my gallery for the December shoot and don’t want to do the cheesy red santa hat shots that are floating about and have already had a few suggestions that have floated my way …. a few have been good ,not sure about the bare bum fairy one and there is no way I am going to do a Air hostess themed one(as its all a matter of time before I am busted and fired as it is!) The burlesque theme was a good idea, but don’t want to get my tassels all twisted.
Will keep everyone guessing for a while I think only because I cant think of a good idea yet, swim suit and more bikinis just to be different? In the end it will probably be more stockings and heels!

Best laid plans

People seem to be, being felled faster than Christmas trees at the moment! What with flu, colds, back strain …mostly sports related ect. I am getting a little worried for the human race… how can I have fun if everyone is indisposed? (Tongue firmly in cheek)
Well Ops has got another girl to cover the other flight, so I am off the hook as scapegoat and my escorting escapade is going fine…but then on the other hospitality, modelling, art stuff, ect, is real burning a hole in my phones ear piece at the moment…not all with work that I want…

err no I don’t want to work on an event door bitching on Christmas day…
Statue for a new years bash?
…and why oh why does everyone want you on one day and no other?

Sods law Or her upstairs having a laugh… I am not quite sure?
Given up the hunt for the undies I lost after Novembers photo shoot, I just know now pics are posted its going to be enquired about and I hate to disappoint. Still waiting to get my hands on the disk, of the shoot I did some months ago for October …lost in post ect.. Hopefully I can get hold of it soon and load them in to the gallery, starting to wish I didn’t do a monthly pic fest as its so much hassle.
  I even updated and gave the wrong size photos to up date so now they are too big for the frames, so I will have to resize and send again, which I am sure Mr 69 design (my web magic) doesn’t need the extra hassle at the moment.

Also thinking of the December shoot, but don’t want to do the normal red hat and white fluff as I am sure it will be done to death, scarf and woolly hat? Ahhh I don’t know, would love to roll in snow but as I am not a girl that likes the cold I think that one is off the cards. Might just do a bikini shoot to be different…you can tell my mind is wondering cant you?

  I quite stupidly napped this afternoon and woke up at a stupid after midnight time. Have been up ever since (despite the fact I have an early morning and wont get a chance to hit the sack till this time tomorrow morning)..I can’t sleep again .Think I should just move to a country where my body clock functions for a while and then come back to upset it again.
  Been thinking of touring more next year, as I would love to spend some more time in the US, LA and NY are high on my list. Also want some personal time off as I want to explore China or Japan.
Ohh the exciting life I lead …I probably won’t get that far but its nice to have a travel goal or two.

  As I tour mostly for fun and sightseeing rather than money (as I can earn more quite frankly not leavening London) Touring should be more fun this time around as a few ladies are considering going to, so the more the merrier in my book ..but I have the feeling best laid plans and all that …will go tits up at the last min! as per norm in my life. Here’s to wishful thinking..

Still cant find my panties!

After searching high and low yesterday, I still didn’t find the set of undies I had lost and still can not today.
Think it’s a case of love um and leave um…
Had a long lunch today with people from a well known escort directory and caught up with a few people I have met before .

Then played ‘guess who’ with the girls that walked in through the door, as I was early.. to see if I could recognise them from their pictures on the net…some where easy and spot on, looked exactly the same and a few surprises from names I knew but looked better in the flesh than in their blurred pics and no face shots!
Not as many people turned up as I thought but in a way, I kind of expected it what with the grip of Flu that is gripping the nation at the moment .would have been nice to chat to some others on the next table ,but I got so caught up in nattering that I forgot the time and got a parking ticket for my neglectful ness!
Just a note to say
Xxx To everyone that has flu at the moment or a sniffles on the way, wrap up warm ,drink lots of liquid and get well soon x….oh no going in to a doctor rant…or in my case more like my mum! err shudder….
Think I might take up knitting hankies…can you knit handkerchiefs?…I was never very good at knitting, as it is a kind of dark domestic art…akin to sock washing and cleaning silver candle sticks…??!
……….Ohh just had a Pm (private message) from the http://www.punterlink.co.uk board saying Quote:
‘’You look amazing !!!!! are you really ?’’..now how do I answer that without sounding like a pompous idiot?…do I look amazing?(amazing just makes me think of a magicians assistants in sparkly leotards)…How ever I answer that one I can shoot myself in the foot right now ..BANG!
……..Ok my company didn’t employ me for my great coffee and tea making skills alone, so I suppose I am cute…but I wouldn’t say amazing after a long flight, when all I want is sleep…
Suppose he will just have to turn up and see…
*……hopefully not when I have just landed after a flight….!

Cant find my knickers again!

All was happy and bouncy in Eleanor’s world till the shoe gremlin decided on new quarry and has changed in to the undies gremlin!!!
Yep you guessed it I cant find my knickers again …nothing new there then I hear you sigh…Ok I have lots and lots of pairs (but a girl can always use more…hint hint ..nudge nudge…wink wink..) ..but I really liked this set ..ahh found pictures of the offending said items. If anyone finds them can you please return as I never know where the gremlin might have run off with them to?
Has been a good week and I Am glad to be back in the, thick of things…ohhh er misses…looking forward to some more festive frolics over the festivities.