Handy woman

  Ahh where have I been, people have asked and I have been to tied up (in a non kinky way) enough not to be bothered to answer.
Well congratulations to me… I only went and bought a blooming house that needs some love and attention didn’t I.
Now proud owner of a pile of bricks and a big hole in the ground.
  Oh I know what your thinking, hark you miss money bags bought a swanky pad?
No far from it after saving slowly for the past 10-12 years from a non frolicking source, I eventually had enough to put down a deposit on a small decrepit house far from London and the madding crowd as an investment.
No I don’t have any plans of dashing off to the country and living in the sticks any time soon (been there, done that and…escaped)
I knew it was going to need work when I bought the pile and knew it would take sometime ... looking back on it I should have trusted my instincts and hired who I wished rather than listen to others…why did I do that? Then I wouldn’t have had to curtail my frolics in London to go tramping down and sort the mess out when it all went tits up.

Ever had to fire your father? ..its not pleasant.
Or give a good stern talking to your family even though they were trying to help, playing pass the hot brick (best not to ask..I’m on a bit of a rant you can tell)
...its not good I can tell you now, people are sulking and serves them right.
 
Luckily after banning everyone from the now bomb site, one which between them they decimated by ‘accident’.
I have it all back on track but had to spend sometime getting it set to run well. Trust me when I set my hands to a problem I can get things up in no time flat. 
Hummm..  I am the prouder mistress of a hulking team of gruff looking men that do my bidding!
How cool is that..  fingers crossed it shouldn’t be a literal whole in the ground for much longer.
I might have to dash off every now and then, have other things afoot as well… but should be firmly in London for the next few months..Looks like my travels will have to wait for the time being.

Now where did I leave things?
Ah yes in a bit of a need of tarting up..
One newly painted bathroom and bedroom later…..

..Ahhh yes frolics..Hello London!
Looooks like the gents are out in force..Hello Boys!

Purple panty pervery

Please tell me I am not the only girl who loses her underwear?
Typical I go and put up my Vanity picies with me in my purple knickers and bra only for it to be enquired about and then I dashing well cant find the blighters..
Gloves yes they are in my draw…The purple stockings too..
but bra and knickers..No such luck.. not a sign!
Now yes before you say it when did I have them last, it was on the day of the photo shoot and no I cant remember what happened to them after that..and no they are not still in the photographers studio.
Only one thing for it then..
I will have to bite the bullet and go lingerie shopping.

Ahhh now your all thinking that will cheer me up?
Well no not really the last time I went out shopping for frilly’s was a Rigby and Peller warehouse sale a whole venue filled to boxes of frillys and shock horror I walked away without buying a thing!
Hopefully it was the fact that Rigby and Peller lingerie didn’t do it for me rather than the fact I have gone off of frilly shopping.

Now where did I buy that purple set from?...Hummm better get a move on I guess as I am back in London after the 14th and now have my phone on taking times for good frolicking and there is bound to be some one that’s going to ask to perve at the purple panties..with me in them naturally..fingers crossed! 
 

Fool for you…

Right don’t go and get all over excited on me, it is April the first after all..
Oh dear there was I thinking it being the new year and being away so long that I had everything under control till all (as life does every now and then) went all tits up..and not in any good way.
I don’t know… you leave people to get things done for you and they go and fluff it up and isn’t it always the way you have to jump in and give a helping hand to get it back on track. Is it me or do I always seem to have to give a helping hand to get things up or what?

  Well I have been absent for far too long I know, but there is light at the end of my tunnel!
So in preparation for a frolicking to come, a spot of Vanity cant go a miss..
What with me really being a troll and all…
... and looking like the back end of a bus, this will take at least a week to tart myself up ready for a romp or two..

  April Fool !

..Pass the Polyfilla…
...Gripples and Gaffer tape…
................Will take at least two weeks at this rate to tart and tease, to get this girl ready to romp!
Wink!

Greed

Ahh the deadly seven sin of Greed,
Yes its March!
So of course I have a new March gallery and quite apt it is too for this week.
..No I haven’t been sitting in a pile of chocolate coins this week as the pictures suggest…

I have had a nasty Greed addiction all week unfortunatly.
One that has yet to leave my system and has kept me doing not much at all but fill the need.
No time to read my mails,
No calls,
No going out,
No coffee but lots of tea ...and one hell of a nasty addiction to feed.
I cant get my hands on enough.
It has all my attention.
I cant think of doing much else till the next fix…
The more I have the more I want.
I feel so ashamed…
I can normaly keep it under control..
..but its got me traped well and truly in its hold recently.

  My name is Eleanor Aston and I for all my sins am a book worm,
I have a book reading addiction I cant control.. actually anything reading addiction..
  I am alas this week without of literal travel I am caught up in a virtual one of book exploration of a trashy matter.
Nothing interesting just some murder, intrigue and soft core porn..who thought romance novels where mushy..ha ha
With thick novels that take me 20 hours in one go to read, no sleep, no going out just reading till one has been read page to page so I can then put it down..
..not good as I have gone through 6 this week which is eating up my time and I have only just now pulled my head out of the last one..
Although I have four more books I want to get through by the end of the week ..I am in trouble me thinks?
Book Greed goes its got me on hiatus.

Sorry chaps no frolicking till I am done I am afraid..back soon when I pull my head out of the sin of Greed.

Ps.Do you like my box?
no smutty ones..My Blink Pig money box.Wink

Ladys of the movie night

  Oooh I don’t know what to write, maybe all this settling down and no flights of fancy and travel have grounded me in more ways than one.
Some one said on a forum recently that was there such a thing as rehab for blogger’s and by Jove I think there is.. unfortunately for me…its called life and it keeps getting in the way ..also in the way of a good frolic too!

  Even though I have had an interesting week and a fancy tickled or two..
I don’t have much to blog about ..which is very unlike me.
Here you are clicking on a Monday morning probably at work taking a sneaky peek and I go and let you down.

  Been mooching around other ladys blogs to see what naughtyness they are up too and now think I might add a lady’s of the night in movies page in my side bar on the right… after all her DollyMoppness has a books of Sin list (why didnt I think of that!..he he), of which she has far more than I..
So I wouldnt want to tread on her toe’s and look like a copycat now would I?...definatly not…
Although…Being a movie fan as well as books, I think I should at least have a go at this page list business too..

Just finished watching Waterloo Bridge as it is…who knew Vivien Leigh played a hooker?
So better add that to the list along with Breakfast at Tiffany’s…now what other movies and mainstream films had lady’s of the night?
My mind is a blank for any more to add to my list..answers in an email please.
Ha ha and no porn doesnt count…x

Flight of fancy

A Frenchman and an Englishman were seated next to an American on an overseas flight.
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,“ the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.“

“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,“ the English gent responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful cooked breakfast and told me she could never love another man.“

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?“
“Once,“ he replied.

“Only once?“ the English chap arrogantly snorted. “And what did she say to you this morning?“

“Don’t stop.“

~Dedicated to the Tickler of fancys ~

Ding Dong!

Its official I am staying put for quite some time here in London, even an international jet setter like me ...cheesy wink..(compleatly lost on anyone one that hasnt flown Virgin and seen the animated safty film)..needs to put her feet up and get a good seeing to..Ooops!
..Sorry that should have been ‘get things seen to..‘

So here in London I will be looking for some galant chap to ring my bell..or is that ring my Cell (For the Americans amonst you)
I do apolagize for playing hard to get this week, you know what its like.
There you are with all this time on your hands to frolic and life goes and gets in the pesky way!
  So to make amends I will try my best to promise to sit on my phone, so that those of you that have been rampant enough to have emailed and asked for my number.
...that my phone will be on vibrate and ready for your call!

What’s lust got to do with it?

LUST..how apropriate, anyone would have thought I had planned my Febuary shoot  to coencide with Valentines day or something..wink
Now would this plaything of passion have done that?
..You bet your heart shaped nipple tassle I did!

  Now have you all remembered your loved ones for tomorrow? so you dont end up dashing down to the petrol station late night to grab a card and a cheap floral tribute from the forcourt?
And no a folded piece of office paper from the printer with a scribbled note and a doodle… like you have been playing pictionary at work wont do for the misses..
And if you do buy her undies it’s not hard getting the right size chaps..sneek in her top draw pull out a few bras and knickes and look at the lables to know the size..Come no you dont need to ask her…
Look on it as an under cover mission..James bond would be proud!

Failing that get her or him something they like, even a book on something they like has got to be better than half dead flowers, now dont say I didnt warn you..after all tomorrow..
Yes Valentines day has to be a day the wife has to put out a free bit of knooky..Enjoy.

So that’s me then, with an exciting night in front of the telly ahead… with a pizza.
As all my gents are either too far away or secostered in for the night trying to floraly bribe the wife.