I’m forever blowing…

(My! you have some dirty minds out there)

...Bubbles!...pretty Bubbles in the air..they fly so high..

-The Deadly Sin of Sloth- Don’t you just love a bit of sloth..I was going to say slothing, is slothing a word?
Ok now I am just losing the plot.. January’s Gallery actually was quite apt for January.

Let’s hope Lust is suitable for what will be February’s gallery.
All to coincide with Valentines day coming up, lets hope it lives up to it.

Can I blow you….... a bubble?

Orgasmic!

So who knew you all liked pink bits so much?
........One email that made it through my gluttonous spam filter….....

PS - like the new photos, though I think you should have worn a French and Saunders style fat suit for Gluttony….on second thoughts that might have ranked amongst the all-time top 10 PR disasters, so possibly best that you didn’t .R xx
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...Although as much as people like the sense of humour of it all and my recreation of the Seven Deadly Sins

..My! the office attire in my gallery is munchly admired so I hear?
I don’t think chasing me around your desk is going to get you much work done now is it?..
Ok, Ok will do another office shoot as soon as my accountant will let me borrow his desk again…with a shorter skirt?..( not my accountant, Me you will be glad to hear in the shorter skirt..especialy if you know my accountant)
...That will keep you distracted enough me thinks.

..Back to a night hardly gone and in need of a firm mention..

Oooh my goodness, not that I don’t get dinned and sixty-nined, but it does happen once in a blue moon…
But it must be all that sitting in cakes that can turn a girls head.
  Now to date Nobu on the top floor of the Metropolitan on Park Lane was one of my favourite restaurants in London, it will now have to be delegated to favourite oriental.
Maze in Grosvenor square has just taken over.
I have been to quite a few Gordon Ramsey restaurants, you really can’t help it in London at the moment as they are popping up all over the place.. But Maze I am not kidding… I nearly had food sex of an orgasmic proportion right in the restaurant.
Every dish that I had and the gent with me so he said too.. was amazing..
I cant fault, apart form the decor is a bit clinical and modern and less cosy as I like it..

  However, either the chef is on top form there on a Monday or it is always like that.. but one thing is for sure I will be going back and this time with a looser dress, to attempt the 7 course menu.

Maybe I won’t need that fat suit after all?

..ha ha there is wishful thinking..
.... like I wouldn’t burn it off later in the evening..Wink

Let them eat cake!

...Who needs to eat cake?
...when you can sit in it instead!
Ok, go on then, Eat me..he he

(think you will have to see the pictures for that to make any sence..go on you know you want to)  See I said I would be back with December’s gallery pics didn’t I.
The Sin of Gluttony- not to be confused with Greed…that one is to come at some point. Sloth next!

Moving swiftly on..
Glad I turned my phone on today, My! there are some nice chaps about out there to indulge me, even if they are a bit nervous of what to expect.
Honest I am not that scary, I’m too little to be that scary..mind with that pink wig?..That is a bit scary!..If I promise not to wear the pink wig when you first see me will that help?

  Oooh I got a compliment today..falls in to the strangest one yet category.
‘She says bouncing up and down in her cake..‘ I am teribbly excitable today for some reason though, so not surprising!

I shall name no names, but I chap I enjoy seeing (Ok who don’t I enjoy seeing…I know) compared me to an old leather glove!
Well I think it was a compliment?  I hope it was…
Something to do with seeing me, just fit time and time again he said… like a well worn leather glove!
So is that tight and likes to be full of fingers? or old and leathery?.. I think I chose to be fingered version if thats Ok?

  Not the best analogy on the face of the planet, but I will have to excuse him..
...........he is after all, American and tickles my fancy!

My deadly shameful Sin

Yes I am sorry I leave you all alone for a month and get people all worried.
  Did you miss me?
No I am not retiring..don’t worry if I did people would know… Been up to mischief , designing wallpaper and been melancholy so not been in the best January mood to even open my mail from before Christmas..time fly’s when your not frolicking too it seems!
Good job its February then!
  I bet I have an email box full of spam and some poor gents that have tried to get hold of me and failed in the attempt, such has been my mood of late. I better get a wriggle on and turn on my phone too on Monday just in case.(Even though I am out on Monday)
  Back to frolicking fit now and looking forward to February!
  Especially as I just got my pictures back, you know the ones the two day photo shoot?
The I was going to Wow you with before Christmas ?
..see you had forgotten hadn’t you..it has been a while I don’t blame you.. and then I disappeared in to the mountians…
Ah yes I didn’t tell you what they were all about did I?
I decided since I am one great big sinner..he he..that I would do the Seven Deadly Sins (I guess Sloth rubbed off on me more than I thought)
So going back in time, to a year far gone. I have eventually got back to my computer, remembered all the silly pass words and managed to post Novembers. pics at last!..before you know it I will be posting Decembers too!
..December is going to be Gluttony!
Stay tuned if you want to see what I look like… with pink hair, sitting in a big cake!

Sorry for the de-lay

Happy festivities to all and to all a good flight ...for those of you who might be stuck longer at airports than you thought you might, trying to get home after the festivities..
due to airline strikes and the like.
I for one am not upset if I have to stay a couple more days in the USA. I will be back in the UK soon enough to frolic.

  I am back in London after the 13th of January…but please give a girl some time to catch up on her jet lag,
I promise to stay put for a good…couple of weeks ...at least!

Catch me when you can! x

London Lady at Leisure

  As I am planning not travelling as much this year around the world just for fun and no frolics.
I think I should at least explorer London a little more.
Its not like I am far from most of the attractions at all by the London underground (The Tube) 
I have said I should do so in the past… and recently spent quite some time in the V& A and the Tate’s, but after all I live here in a great city and tourists see more sights than I make an effort to. I think I need to make a better effort.
Now… I have already been to a few places already on the London Tourist list, like the London Eye, Trafalgar Square, Tate Modern, British Museum, Natural History Museum (many moons ago) the V&A and many more places that are not on the main london tourist list below… but not all.

One of London attractions websites Top 10
1. London eye ( observation Ferris wheel with a great view)
2. Tower of London (Home of the crown jewels),
3. Buckingham Palace (Where our Queen sometimes lives)
4. Trafalgar Square (outside of the National Gallery)
5. Tate Modern (Huge modern art museum)
6. Museum of London (A museum about London ...what else)
7. British Museum (Stuff we borrowed when the British Empire was globetrotting)
8. Natural History Museum (Home of Dino’s and other old things we dug up or made)
9. Houses of parliament (Full of old fossils..sorry that’s the museum above )
10. V&A aka the Victoria and Albert Museum (Full of lots of odd and new stuff)

But I have found another London Site with an extended list of places I think I need to check out, like Amora
The academy of sex (even I didn’t know we had one of those! doesnt say much about who ever was/is doing their marketing and advertiseing! )
...Think I better check it out when I get back to London and report back ..all for the sake of blogging of course..wink.

Hello 08!

Well happy new year to one and all..!
I am going to fly the white flag of travel truce this year for the sake of my sanity and carbon foot print.
I am trying not to make any other new year’s resolutions other than only to have four trips away this new year.(yes that’s 4 return flights smarty pants out there)
*Things I have learned while in the USA over the festivities:
People use the 80’s word ‘Dude’ far too much in the Rockys.
Americans have coffee percolators rather than a electric kettle so ts hard to make a decent pot of tea.
Traffic drives a lot slower than in the Uk even on the highway with bigger roads.
Hummer the cars don’t look so big when in context to USA transport than you would think they would.
With the rate of the economy going downhill rapidly here I am glad I live in the Uk… but shopping over here despite the bad lingerie choice is amazing (Ok I kind of knew that one but even since I was here last its better).
Americans call Prawns… Shrimps!... even if they are actually Prawns and not a Shrimp.
I don’t like living out of a suitcase, moving around for more than three weeks at a time.
And lastly I don’t like boarding, driving or even walking in a white out snow storm.

Lets just hope this year doesn’t go as fast as the last, have a fruitful new year everyone. Eleanor x

Bubblegum bombshells!..

...I wish I had an assistant like HARV..Been up to reading Blue hair Bombshell fifth in the series of Mr Zakour’s sic-fi books and most appropriate it is too here in Vail… as it is cold enough out there to turn not only my hair blue, but other parts too!... now my snowboard boot battery’s have both died on me.
  Hence Miss Aston here is curled up by the fire, not brave enough to do battle on the slopes… but having a good read and getting totally lost in a world were Incognito is a fairy realm (abit like my blog world island of Incommunicardo then..no one can get hold of me when I am there either)

  The poor hapless detective, the last independent one on earth standing or daft enough to stand if you ask, me from what gets thrown his way…Ok if you don’t count the apt named Dick Co agency, who are all as the name suggests. Mr Johnson (his home is where he hangs his @)...  especially as his office is destroyed again and has to work from home ...is battling once again with his sanity, shared with his brain wired assistant HARV and now has a new side arms kick in the form of GUS a wonder thinking gun. In another die hard attempt to save the planet once again from its near on year cycle destructions from the goons and freak baddies who know no better. Windows will never cease!
  Randy the uber geek scientist, gadget boy builder extraordinaire ..  is still on top form (in my mind he looks abit like Shawn White ummm) In fantasy world… if I had to be a character ...If I couldn’t be Q’s lab assistant bond girl.. then I think Randy’s lab assistant bomb girl,Ohh yes that would have to be it!

Gates be with you..will be back same blog time, same blog channel.

..Think someone’s put something strange in my eggnog…don’t worry normal world blogging will commence shortly….this blog will self destruct in 5 seconds.