Do my boobs look big in this?

I don’t know how they managed it… but why does laying down always make them try to escape?
Don’t think I need lessons in frilly’s…my over stuffed wardrobe and draws is a whole education..
Although if there where lessons in how to untie mixed stocking’s, lost knicker orientation and how to unhook your bra by will power alone, that might be worth going to…
Looks like I am a busy bunny till I leave for the USA soon..don’t think I have any more time to catch me to frolic now till I am back in January, rushed off my feet in more ways than one at the moment. Testing out a new photographer and a lady one at that, starting tomorrow I have a two day photo shoot for the festive season for my site here.
What is taking two days to shoot?
I am not telling as yet…but fingers crossed lots of different picies to keep everyone occupied while I am away for awhile.
So should be fun, although if I don’t get some beauty sleep soon it might not be worth the drive up north and the shoot at all at this rate.
(Its 3.26am in my little part of the world as I write and post this…if you where wondering..zzzzzzzzz)

Now for something different…

...in my gallery…not my average stocking shoot and not even any of them in sight!
As a shoot for someone that has gone unused, I thought it useful for my October Gallery.
All dark and moody not really me I know, but hey it is a jungle out there at the moment, Christmas shopping is not done lightly is it , a war zone of wrapping paper and glitter and it is not even jolly December yet.
  Why is life getting in my way at the moment?
I have been missing phone calls while on and off the tube, while dashing around town ...so I do apologize to everyone that hasn’t been able to get hold of me in the last few days.
I have been lost in a concrete jungle that has no reception!

Caught out!

How frustrating life has been interrupting my frolics lately,(Sorry to poor chap I had to cancel on ) I don’t know… I don’t mind helping friends out but why must I be the only first aider people know that has a car and can drive them to the doctor?
Ahh some people have noticed the new wallpaper in my down load gallery..
I wondered how long that would take you..!
I must get around to doing some more at some point, but as it is I didn’t do a gallery for October and it doesn’t look like I will have time even for the November one.
So looks like I will have to make it up to you with a big Christmas bang shoot…
...if I am lucky can do some new wallpapers too before I am off to the USA early December for more snow time fun!

Two sides of the same coin?

Just been watching TV..
as you do when slobing out on a day off…
..not that you can believe everything on the small screen or large…
Just watched a program on there about the prenuptial contracts of the rich and famous.
 
It really struck me that marriage for powerful and high earning couples that have clauses, with things like 1-2 million for every year to the less powerful spouse..
... if they stay married/have kids /don’t cheat/don’t do drugs ect looked basically… very much looks like it is a more legal way of being paid for their time and companionship?

So got me to thinking is marriage these days (especially the Hollywood and .com rich) is starting to look very much paying a companion for their time…or am I missing something here?

And there was me thinking my 1.2M exclusive year of time was slightly over the top (yes £‘s…you can get up off the floor now from the shock. but I am willing to consider jewellery or property..ha ha)
Back to the point ...when it looks like splitting assets, all the mess and trouble with lawyers, stress and the drama, a dam sight more than that in some cases as well as the cost…
  I am surprised the affluent gent or lady looking for companionship doesn’t hire someone, but bothers getting married at all.

..........But then wouldn’t that put gold diggers and money grabbing mistresses out of a job?
..or failing that all those lawyers?

Fancy a change from the old ball and chain?

I don’t seem to be able to escape the criminal element recently..
Ok so I don’t really count going to see Chicago at the Cambridge theatre as a criminal element or being bad…
Was actually quite good..
(OK and a good excuse to slip in another of my Alcatraz pics here…he he)
I did originally cringe thinking Kelly Osborne cast as Mama Morton as the Prison warden an odd choice, but thought well… it could be interesting?
... and not a lady to miss out on interesting things, in for a penny in for a pound sort of girl that I am…one that will try nearly anything once in life…
I dragged a poor gent to come and see it with me.
Ok I didn’t drag him…
and he didn’t come under dress..
Ooops! yes that should have been ‘Under Duress’...wink

But even though Kelly Osborne (much to my disappointment as I was actually looking forward to seeing if she could pull it off..ooh err) had been replaced with…. Brenda Edwards (she of the X factor fame) for the night… who was very good indeed I must add ...fun was had by all and this plaything of passion is free to frolic again after she escaped the rickshaw madness out side intent on not letting any of us out of the theatre unless we where peddled away by them in to the night..and a probable collision with a *Double Decker!

*Double Decker = Big Red London Bus… (...not some sordid SoHo sex act, you smutty people out there..yes I mean you.. )

Can I help you Sir?

Ok so when you said Dictation… I must have gotten hold of the wrong end of the pen!

Well at last found an empty desk and got my promise Office pics done for the September shoot,
Sorry they are late, but this assistant has been rushed off her feet lately..wink.

Well will have to get a wriggle on and get Octobers done too..
...Now what would you like?

New pics can be found here in My gallery
..enjoy!

Know what to expect before you connect.

Some thing slightly strange has been happening..in a good way.
Have been noticing a trend with my gents… either guys have been reading a review go to my site and then email me straight away.
Or which is more the norm, have been researching for a while for the right lady, go through all the sites till mine tickles their fancy
(Ironically the line either on my Contact page the ‘Please bear in mind I am an Escort, not a Mistress and do not require slaves or pets of any kind’  or the ‘ I am sorry to say you do have to be over 18 and not using your pocket money/ student grant for my company’ on my Rates page that people chuckle at and then call me.)

They read through my site, check my reviews and come back again over the next few weeks/months, reading my journal here and looking at the new pics (that pop up in my gallery sporadically) every month or so, then a few weeks later when diary’s don’t collide (anything from two weeks to 10 months)get in touch via email then phone.

A totally thought out process of pondering till ...some… as they say work up the courage.

Honestly I am a very friendly person, can I say I am a ‘people person’ without sounding like a twat? Probably not, but little me is not that scary.
But I suppose a computer screen is going to interfere and be a bit intimidating, a bit like a shop window you walk by and look in all the time to and from work but don’t pop in for a better look til you have the time.
A good friend says its down to men’s buying habits, they will have see something in a poster ad or on TV, pass sitting on a shelf in a shop and just glance most of the time, then come back later and pick it up and have a further look and put it down again… if not too sure, then on the third look pick it up again to have another look and then might buy.

Which ironically (unintentionally by me) attracts gents that I really get on with and click with… that eventually get in contact and come (back) again and again..purrrfect

Careful shoppers are very much appreciated thanks and passing fancy’s if you can get last minute availability…
So it looks as if I am stuck here on a shelf till I get picked up ...and unwrapped!

Get a move on though…
.. If I sit here too long I will go off!

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail

  Ever heard of jet lag by proxy?
No neither have I mores the shame…
‘Jet lag is a killer…sex is a good cure I have found’....so said someone recently
But its no help if you cant wake up to get around to it in the first place.
Fell asleep at the weekend and woke up in a whole another day!

Now wide awake after some jet lag killing…
To find out….

Dam hackers! Found out that my site went down (and not in a good way) for a few days nearly two weeks back,
My web hosting company has its servers hacked probably by some snivelling teenager,that though it would be fun to try and spam it with Viagra Ads
Subsequently lost, I think a weeks worth of e-mails.I did get a text from my web designer but out on the wild frontier I didnt pay much heed…
So if it looks like I have been ignoring you? as you sent me an email a few weeks back and I didn’t respond? I apologize I have only just found out..eek!
  Yes I am a bad girl and should pay better attention shouldn’t I..
A severe reprimand should have been in order at least for not paying better attention to my chaps!

But even when I was in San Francisco they said that if Alcatraz was still a prison, I would be too much of a disturbance to be sent there..ahh shucks..Thanks, I think?
Too cute to be convicted?
But at least I would get over my jet lag dam quick on an Island of incarcerated men… if the remedy worked..Wink