Wanton woman?

..And what am I wanting..well some uncomplicated frolics is a good way to go about it, if you can catch me!
..now if you cant and have a plane to catch and doing the penned in sheep impressions at an airport or just nothing elce better to do in the office..
and because I know you like to keep your hands busy..look what I found lurking on the net for you.

Does this feel familiar? ...Had an interesting weekend like that?

Well if you lost the girlfriend I am always an easy option ..ha ha

-Blatant advert over and out-

Off the deep end…

Ok don’t get too excited..
I am nearly back, after taking a sneak peek at my email and spying over 5,000 (most trying to sell me videos of a naked Angelina Jolie?) I must admit mostly spam which the fire wall has not caught and fried, (not that if I caught AJ I would fry her I hasten to say… I am sure we could all think off better things to do with her..).
So after the email scare..too afraid to go in there and fight through them at the moment as it might take all night to dive deep enought to actually find a real person.
I am now just a tad worried to turn my phone on because of the same thing.
I know get a back bone girl and deal with it....but the weather is so nice out there.
See! Easily distracted by pleasure..that’s me… off one deep end in to another.

Ok, Ok yes I am in need of frolicking too, so thank goodness I am back, not that I intend to tell you were I have been.
Just that it included a swimming pool, a Beauty, a Beast and a Feathered fancy...Ok not all together or necessarily in that order(and no I dont have a tan)
Now back to the problem at hand.. to tweak with my too long abandoned calendar page ..hummm..tweaking

Yes..Easily distracted… there I go again!!

Back in August

Sorry for the lack of communication..I have been away and only have brief access to the net at this time to let you know.
Back and answering all emails after August the 1st.
Toodle Pip, Eleanor x

Pipped to the post.

Beaten fair and square by Dollymopp I do declare!
After finding the cartoon strip that looked like us both (after a bit of tweekage) and filling in some silly words some time back and then posting it for giggles..
The lady has only gone and done one better!
...and had a whole Cartoon
made of her getting ready for frolicking..
Damm now why didn’t I go and think of that!
I pay homage to the floozy that is the Dollymopp..we are not worthy..we are not worthy!

A nicely chilled Pussy

Guess what was given out for free on the streets of Cannes recently,
Standing on street corners thrusting things at other people shouting ‘Free Pussy’.....
Tisk tisk it would never happen in England...or would it?....
No it wasn’t anything to do with me..
Now I though you knew I am not that kind of girl ...
Free pussy? ..ha ha
...Cans of Pussy juice were… (Ahh too many jokes to list here… probably)

It was bound to happen at some point only so many contenders to try and shift Red Bulls claim to fame of the best known Energy drink around...now up pops this Natural Energy one (with milk thistle so it says, Oooh err not sure if that sounds good or not, even I am adverse to trying it because of that..not that a girl should be adverse to trying free Pussy..)
It has tickled my fancy no end..well Ok you can tell that because I have blogged about it...(By the way, I have no idea why the quick pic I took looks like I have red wax lips! As I dont normaly wear lippy I guess thats just not my shade after all)
Now, how in the world are they going to market that I wonder ??? after all… the other Energy drinks sponsor a diverse set of things for publicity what could be appropriate for Pussy I wonder?
..Ummm Battersea Dogs & Cats home springs to mind...Wink

Think I might have to find some for my gents to try when they come a calling this summer as its getting hot and sticky… after all it might be worth it for the giggles ‘Would you like something to drink?..Coffee,Tea...a nicely chilled Pussy?’

After all if ‘Red Bull gives you wings!’…
..I have to ponder what ‘Pussy’ give‘s you…

Out with the new

In with the old…

Ok hands up… the last shoot for my seven deadly sins ...Wrath..
... is an old shoot, but it kind of goes..doesnt it?
Very arty I hope you don’t mind?

I just consider it the most expensive lingerie I have ever donned £300,000 worth of engine oil art to be precise...no its not rubber, no I cant wear it for frolicking in (before any bright spark ask’s..it took two days to get it off and stop smelling like a petrol forcourt as it was)
Cant get much more arty than that can you really…
...It’s Ok will get back to normal and stocking next month promise.

Just Shhh no one tell Mr Saatchi I was rolling around in his art exhibit think it will be Ok it has moved a number of times since so don’t think anyone would be bothered at all...then again the artist of 20:50 might be a bit Wrathfull!
After racking my brains and not having the time to do yet another shoot, just for it alone… I dug up these oil arty pics from a few years back.(they are my favorite)
Considering I haven’t changed weight or measurements since then I didn’t think it would harm any..I still look the same naked..
Ok I was alot blonder at the time (not my choice) but hey they are fab pics anyhow.

Oh yes and if you didn’t notice yet I spent ages tinkering and now have some new screensavers for you DIY’ers out there....to wallpaper with.

Channel four-play

A man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife.
He starts to slide his hand slowly across her shoulders and down her side,
just glancing her breasts..... then carries on down her side to her legs.
He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs.
He moves back toward the top and stops.
His wife gasps as he reaches the top of her thighs.
“Why have you stopped?” She moans.

He replies…
.... “I have found the remote… go back to sleep”

Illuminating

What did you think it was..its just a lamp.
Now...Did I go back to the pet shop to pick up my accidentally left historic porn?
Well actually yes I did try on my way to vote..but being a Thursday of course its the day they close don’t you know..well I didn’t (pet shop closed not the voting booths, mores the shame).
Think I would have preferred the historical porn to the politics.
Got to give a girl a gold star for trying to reclaim entertainment for the occasional lonely evening in...this lady needs more stimulation in an evening than watching her fish swim around the goldfish bowl after all...(like you didnt know that already..wink)