Well I am shattered..after going to the Crazy Horse to see the beautifully fit Dita Von Teese peel off her kit with the help of the other lovely ladies Ohh la la…and generally trotting around Paris and eventually making it back to London all has gone slightly pear shaped..again.. this week. Eeek!
  If it is not one thing its the other I dont think 2009 likes me much.. Mail in the spam box again that I cant find, Blogs gone all funny, Lost people, and to top it off Bottom of my draws fell out ..yes ha ha silk knickers weigh a ton..no I did not do that much shopping.
Un less you count a champagne silk set and an extra new black suspender belt from Chantal Thomass as excessive..
...so after having to drag out all my things to put a new chest of draws in place (does not sound too difficult right?)
Ha!
  That is what I thought when unpacking my suitcase from my trip….
lets just say its all taken 6 hours so far to empty my dressing room to get at it and I still have not put everything back yet,
let alone wrangled with the flat pack boxes that the new chest of draws is in ..so lets just say as regards to my apartment “Bomb and Hit”  are appropriate words.
Ever had a Lingerie bomb go off in your dressing room?
No?
Trust me… the fall out is everywhere…and its not just that..
How on earth have I managed to own 34 pairs of gloves, 11 Corsets, 213 pairs of stockings (Ok I lie.. 4 pairs of them are tights..euggg) 5 boxes of Shoes..
...and you do not want to know the rest of the list..
So until further notice until I can get a grip, this girl cant even get dressed properly,
Let alone try and find her phone that is in there some where..here phoney, phoney, phoney…

Eleanor at Aston Towers signing off x

But hey, hey I am kind of back..
Busy girl, here and there, and all of that,
Back to blogging I know, I know I should,
Did you miss me?
Nope, did not think you would!

...In coming rantage…

Been a strange start to the year methinks, change of servers, losing my email for a few weeks, you can even upset people without even knowing you have done it… computers do not really make our lives easier do they…and the media is just as bad.
Its not that I do not keep up with the news but it had been quite some years since I actually read a news paper, I do not even bother with the free ones you get at tube stations I normally have a good up beat book that needs finishing off (ha ha..a girl that likes happy endings at heart)
  Any how someone left a news paper at mine some weeks back and before dooming it to the recycle bin, I actually gave it a once over..and then wished I had not looked at all.
Why does all news have to be bad and depressing?
Surely there is good news too..why do we not hear more of that? 
... No wonder everyone is so stressed you would have thought from what was being printed that the world was ending with all the doom and gloom of credit crunch this, housing prices that and economy, murder, violence, alls going down hill faster than my silk knickers hitting the floor, kind of rubbish news.
I am not surprised the public has panicked and is hiding under the bed till they think it is safe to come out and spend again.
  What with all the media bad news I would not be surprised if all this hype and worry is the medias fault that has made it seem all so bad in the first place.
On the surface yes it looks bad, but under it all, all is still ticking over.

  Well I am not going to let it get me down, nope I am determined to cheer myself up…
... So off to Paris a shopping I will go next week ..with all the bad news about I think I might need to stock up on silk knickers!

Do not think I forgot you… to cheer you up… I thought I would make you a balloon animal
...but think this Durex clip might be more fun !

At least your not christmased to death by saucy Santa pictures and naughty elf’s which are bound to be splashed all over the net by this time.
So I might be donned in festive green… but at least I am not decked out like a Christmas tree
.. Unlike my unfortunate lounge that is.
Who knew the tree I picked would touch my ceiling when I got it erect!
.. and then unwrapping it from its white fir protective netting that it would engulf my lounge, so it now has the feeling you have walked in to Narnia… or at least Epping forest
You knew I liked some big wood right?
I just wasn’t banking on the sort that came with the kind nuts that would attract squirrels for the festivities.
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*Ohh just a fair warning, my this here site and blog might be off line for a few hours Tuesday afternoon…just so I can be ‘updated’
...supposedly. Fingers crossed back soon x

Full gallery all wet and white here .

Yippie! ..I found it lurking in a knicker draw!

Any how where was I?
  Ah yes Interesting Egypt, where everyone wants tipping even in the loo for toilet roll wither you have your own or not and the second question they all ask, after ‘what’s your name’ (if they are over 18)
Is ‘Are you married?‘ ...Eeh whats that all about?
  Matrimonial enquiry’s are a national occupation even down to the weird and wonderful music videos…
Where if a guy hasn’t got a girl, he’s either crying over one that doesn’t want him or crying over one that doesn’t know he exists
..The girls on the other hand are always running around in a wedding dress or getting attacked by a guy that randomly jumps out of bushes if they don’t have a man to protect them…All very strange goings on.
  Never saw any bush lurking going on, but lets just say covering up doesn’t just stop you getting too much attention from the sun.

Well I am back for festive frolics now and will update my calendar as soon as I can..
Still not sure what I am doing for Christmas yet, its always last min..fancy a bit of diving in warmer climes but as I am waiting on others to make their minds up, guess it might have to wait till next year.

Right off to down load my holiday snaps and see if I can hunt some out for you chaps that dont include camels,pyramids or tombs ...so you can have a good purve in my gallery.x

I know I promised a Gallery photo shoot   to commemorate the new bond film Quantum of Solace ..................

So with great thanks to Dollymopp for painting me and Stella Caine for touching me up….took a while but we got there..ha ha yes I needed alot of touching up, how did you know? Thank you ladies!

  Covered in blue body paint that made me look like a giant smurf…You can now bet that some bright spark will take a brief look at the new photo set and then ask me If I can wear the blue rubber cat suit… even though its body paint ...the point might be lost in lust somewhere.
(Lost in Lust?  mummm… that sounds like a photo shoot that needs doing!)

I even managed to catch the film at the cinema the day before the shoot..
Now ...who was the person that saw my covered in engine oil pics and wrote it in the script, like the Goldfinger Golden Girl..but this time with a naked girl covered in oil?
Someone could have at least sent a free cinema ticket my way, because that cant have been coincidence..can it?

Lets just say if they use blue rubber wet suits in the next bond I defiantly want to get invited to a free screening.

Back to the matter than should be in hand..

Things that Men have on their minds recently. (..and difficulty’s that poses)

*Bending me over balcony’s (Its cold out there, give a girl warning and she can wear something more appropriate)
*Getting frisky on my sofa (not that I really mind but hey its expensive to dry clean a custom built ..so is the sofa..haha)
*Sending me naughty things in the post (for some reason the royal mail likes them too!)
*Wanting me to dress casual jeans and trainers? ( Trying to find a pair of jeans in my wardrobe…er… what kind of girl do you take me for!)

Right before I fall asleep again on the sofa of friskyness with a book in one hand and a wake up with a cold cup of tea in the other…off to grope around in my email box.
This girl cant wait!
Lucky box!