My Made-Up Prose

-E-MALE-

I open my e-mail and what do I see,
A message in the inbox is waiting for me!

It asks in the title, A fuck stick, a shlong!
I do not get it, I wonder what is going on?

I open the message and it is not from a man
Blooming hell I hate it, I hate getting spam!

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~Eleanor Aston~ 6/2/08

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-BIG GRIN-

Where did you get that mate?
Where did you get that smile?
My! Is it not it a great big grin,
And in a gurning style?

I should like her number
just the same as you
Then wherever I go they will shout
“Hello,What has she done to you !

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Adaptation~Eleanor Aston~ 2007
(Changed text from Joseph J. Sullivan 1888 version)

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-VEXED BY A TEXT-

There was I, waiting on my couch,
Waiting on my couch,
While on the arm I perch
When I found hed left me in the lurch.
Lor, how it did upset me!

All at once, hed sent me round a text
I was very vexed, here is the very text:
“Can not get away for frolicking today,
My wife, wont let me!“

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Adaptation~Eleanor Aston~ 31/8/07

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-SUCKABLE-

Oh my what a silly mood Im in
Could it be the weather thats made me crazy as sin?
I think a nice man popsicle could go down really well
A lick, a taste, a good big suck, sounds really kind of swell!

Oh my what a silly mood Im in
But I doubt its just the weather, thats given me such a grin!

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~Eleanor Aston~ 20/6/2007
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-I AM NOT A NYMPHO?-

A friend called me one
I am not a nympho you see
I like to take my time, slide my hand up his knee

Honest I am not
I dont jump on every man I meet
The post men and milk men, they are safe on the street!

A horny morning
An afternoon frolic or two
A helping hand in the evening, so whats a girl to do?

For ten minutes the most
I at least let him flee
But if he does stay, its all Up for me!

Honest I am not
I am not a nympho
You see??

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~Eleanor Aston~ 8/3/2007

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-THE LITTLE BLUE PILL-

Little pills and powder
Little sighs and faints
Makes a mans libido
Something that it aint!

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~Eleanor Aston~ 5/3/07

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-SPAM DELETE-

Oh dear what can the matter be
Eleanor Aston got stuck working 9 till 3
At her Lap top, from Monday to Saturday
Everyone knew she was there! (deleting spam)

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~Eleanor Aston~27/10/06
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-A SoHo SHOPPING I DID GO-

Sorry without you I did go,
to my favourite shop of Paradiso,
The shop front so tempting and the shoes are so high,
I tottered on past but had to stop by.

An Undieholic you see, but I was being so good,
But Buying nice frillies this girl thinks she should.
The display and the corsets they all drew me in,
My accountant I am sorry… I know its a sin.

So I am doomed and destined to have stockings galore,
And so much lingerie it spills on to the floor.
To spend so much on lace, satin and such,
This girl cant help it, she loves it too much !

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~Eleanor Aston~ 21/10/06

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-GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUNDS-

Paid companion she says she wants to be,
A courtesan no less! she confesses to me
The glamour the fun? its got to her head!
The price she will pay for undulating bed.

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It is not a crime & shes a student no less,
Dreaming of entertaining in a sparkling dress,
An easy buck or two she recons for sure,
Will pay for tuition and Oooh so much more.

.
A bad review on the net, her credibility shot,
She did not put out, an escort shes not,
Frustrated is he that she did not quite get,
Its not why he hired her, its not why they met!

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So green she was, she had not a clue,
Imagined it all dining & a theatre to-do,
When it was cash for her time, the air turning blue,
She did not quite realise, He was just there for a Screw!

~Eleanor Aston~2006

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